Night Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in Horrible Bosses 2. Sorry, Jen, but Magic Earring Ken wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better – SOW
Forget that hand holding stuff, Alicia Vikander’s smile tells me that she’s definitely bouncing on Michael Assbender’s crotch salchicha – Lainey Gossip
Cleary if Duchess Kate is having a girl they’re going to name her Harryella Vodka – Celebitchy
It’s been a long time since we’ve seen RiRi’s nipple plate (probably like 3 days), so why not get reacquainted with it? – Drunken Stepfather
The butt that shits up Adam Sandler movies hates shitting up Adam Sandler movies – WWTDD
Ramona Singer of The Real Housewives of New York is opening up a new restaurant that I’m sure will be called Turtle Time and will only serve pinot and pinot soup – Reality Tea
“Is Whitney Port still in a bikini?” is probably a question you asked yourself this morning and now you have the answer! – Hollywood Tuna
Lifetime’s Whitney Houston movie doesn’t totally look like a popped doody bubble – Towleroad
Do I even want to know what Aaron Carter is doing with his other hand? – The Superficial
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! – Boy Culture
If J. Crew had a J.Crew Maternity catalog and it came alive, it would look like Blake Lively – Popoholic
RIP Delia’s. Where are you going to get platform slide sandals now?! – Buzzfeed
Does Donna Martin have an alibi? – IDLYITW
Melanie Griffith should consider herself lucky – Just Jared
Susan Saint James does not want her son dating Our Lady of Cheetos – ICYDK
Brendan Jordan, who set Las Vegas on fire with his posing skills, is an American Apparel model now. Expect this ad to cause a huge mass model retirement in 3…2.. – Jezebel
Well, Robert Pattinson’s busted hipster hairstyle didn’t last long – Popsugar
And here comes another episode of “Hot Pieces I Wish Were Sean Cody Performers” – The Berry