Night Crumbs

December 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in Horrible Bosses 2. Sorry, Jen, but Magic Earring Ken wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better – SOW

Forget that hand holding stuff, Alicia Vikander’s smile tells me that she’s definitely bouncing on Michael Assbender’s crotch salchicha – Lainey Gossip

Cleary if Duchess Kate is having a girl they’re going to name her Harryella Vodka – Celebitchy

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen RiRi’s nipple plate (probably like 3 days), so why not get reacquainted with it? – Drunken Stepfather

The butt that shits up Adam Sandler movies hates shitting up Adam Sandler movies – WWTDD

Ramona Singer of The Real Housewives of New York is opening up a new restaurant that I’m sure will be called Turtle Time and will only serve pinot and pinot soup – Reality Tea

“Is Whitney Port still in a bikini?” is probably a question you asked yourself this morning and now you have the answer! – Hollywood Tuna

Lifetime’s Whitney Houston movie doesn’t totally look like a popped doody bubble – Towleroad

Do I even want to know what Aaron Carter is doing with his other hand? – The Superficial


If J. Crew had a J.Crew Maternity catalog and it came alive, it would look like Blake LivelyPopoholic

RIP Delia’s. Where are you going to get platform slide sandals now?! – Buzzfeed

Does Donna Martin have an alibi? – IDLYITW

Melanie Griffith should consider herself lucky – Just Jared

Susan Saint James  does not want her son dating Our Lady of CheetosICYDK

Brendan Jordan, who set Las Vegas on fire with his posing skills, is an American Apparel model now. Expect this ad to cause a huge mass model retirement in 3…2.. – Jezebel

Well, Robert Pattinson’s busted hipster hairstyle didn’t last long – Popsugar

And here comes another episode of “Hot Pieces I Wish Were Sean Cody Performers”The Berry 

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