Night Crumbs

December 2, 2014 / Posted by:

Michael Fassbender and his maybe piece Alicia Vikander had lunch together in Sydney yesterday and I’m wondering what he’s doing with his left hand. My guess is that he’s feeding a dead mouse to his crotch snake. It eats a lot – Lainey Gossip 

Bradley Cooper or a young, butch Barry Manilow after a blow out? – Celebitchy

I’m genuinely surprised that Bravo hasn’t announced that they’re replacing The Real Housewives of New Jersey with The Real Orange Is The New Black starring Teresa Giudice – Reality Tea

Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain and in this world what Stephen Hawking wants, Stephen Hawking should get – The Superficial 

Either Nicole Scherzinger ate bad fish for dinner or someone just stabbed their Nicole Scherzinger voodoo doll in the stomach – Hollywood Tuna 

Nope, I’m TOTALLY not spending my night checking eBay for Anderson Cooper’s appendix – Towleroad

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus brushes her teefs. Now if she’ll only take a sandblaster to that tongue – Drunken Stepfather

A Bai Ling nip slip is just what I needed today. And her lip liner game is otherworldly – (NSFW because of a nip) WWTDD

Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Cara Delawhatever, Tom Hardy and Jai Courtney are in the Suicide Squad movie. The baby that Cara gave to the devil to take her from it girl to star in a superhero movie must’ve been a big fat one  – Pajiba

And here’s some of Chrissy Teigen’s chichis – Popoholic

The cold never bothered me anyway” said Ariana Grande Latte to herself as her nipples froze – Egotastic!

Here’s Dave Franco in a wheelbarrow position with his bare nalgas in the air, because it’s Tuesday and you deserve this – OMG Blog

Are the powers of Angela Bassett strong enough to make Lifetime’s Whitney Houston biopic not totally shitty? – Jezebel

Cameron Diaz still won’t admit that she’s doing Benji Madden full-time – ICYDK

Lady Gaga tells Howard Stern she was raped by a music producer 9 years ago – HuffPo

The music producer that raped Lady Gaga isn’t Dr. LukeJust Jared 

And now for an adorable palate cleanser – The Berry 

Haylie Duff’s got a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! – Popsugar

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