Night Crumbs

December 1, 2014 / Posted by:

And here’s Posh Beckham and Sienna Miller at the London Evening Standard Awards showing you what you look like when the party starts and what you look like 7 drinks later – Lainey Gossip

FYI: Anthony Kiedis’ new piece wasn’t even a jizz fish in her daddy’s nutsack when Blood Sugar Sex Magik came out – Celebitchy

Failed gold digger alert: Porsha Williams sucks at being a kept woman – Reality Tea

May the puckering commence, the Glittery Gays of YouTube have finally remade Beyonce’s 7/11 video – Towleroad

Chelsea Handler gave her nipples a break and is showing her ass crack on Instagram now РDrunken Stepfather

Bai Ling is officially the Micaela Shaeffer of Hollywood. That might be the most beautiful sentence I’ve ever had to write – Egotastic!

Someone made a George Lucas special edition trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I don’t really know what those words mean, but I do know that those words have made at least 3 million nerds cry pure tears of joy – The Superficial

St. Angie Jolie is too high arty for Universal – WWTDD

What in Brony meets Hannibal Hell? – Jezebel

You’re going to need an industrial-strength palate cleanser after the above post, so here’s Michael Fassbender’s nipples – OMG Blog

I don’t know how Taylor Swift did it, but she managed to dress like a grandma, a slutty schoolgirl and a chorus member from Chicago all at once – Popoholic

Ashley Parker Angel is still trying to show up Joe Jonas in the “getting half naked for the gays” department – Boy Culture

Freddie Prinze Jr. is learning how to walk again after having spinal surgery – ICYDK

I see that The Ex Girlfriends of Leonardo DiCaprio Club had a meeting recently – Hollywood Tuna

Something is really wrong with this world, because Charo isn’t on the list of the Most Googled Celebrities of 2014 – The Berry

If you need another palate cleanser after burning your eyes on that heave-worthy Brony shit above, here’s Chris Pratt’s nipples – Popsugar

Courtney Love and Lana Del Rey are going on tour together and I’m guessing their tour is sponsored by the country of Colombia and the makers of Vicodin – Just Jared

Idina Menzel really has no idea if a sequel to Frozen is happening, but the sound of Disney executives constantly fapping to the DVD sales of the first one tells me that it’s going to happen ¬†– HuffPo

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