Night Crumbs

November 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Hickey enthusiast Cara Delevingne spent Thanksgiving partying with Kate Hudson, but what I really want to know is how drunk life inspiration Goldie Hawn got. Drunk Goldie Hawn is the only thing that matters in this life – Lainey Gossip

Andy Cohen says his most difficult WWHL interview was with Teresa Giudice and her husband Donkey Kong. No kidding! Imagine how difficult it must be trying not to stare directly at her jacked hairline? – Reality Tea

They’re also the reason I’m relevant!” said Kim Kardashian, as she took her 674th drowsy porn face selfie of the day – Celebitchy

Kimberly Garner’s shirt looks like a “Do you see a vase or two faces?” optical illusions where the options are tits and not titsHollywood Tuna

Hunky Australian bobsledder Simon Dunn recently announced he’s gay, making him the first gay bobsledder. Wait, is ‘bobsledder’ even a word? Eh, it is now – Towleroad

Still being a fuck up, Liam Gallagher is – WWTDD

Why the hell does it look like Megan Fox is wearing an upper-back shoulder blade thong? – Drunken Stepfather

BREAKING NEWS: Mila Kunis emerges from her home to go grocery shopping  – Popoholic

Jane from Happy Endings is getting married! – Popsugar

I can relate to #17, until December 26th rolls around and I’m like “Oh right, Boxing Day” – The Berry

Freddie Prinze Jr. is apparently the Kim Kardashian of neck surgery selfies – Just Jared

Martha Stewart had Thanksgiving dinner with America’s creepy uncle Terry Richardson, and I don’t want to think about how many times he asked if she wanted “extra gravy on her breast meat” – Jezebel

Behold, Germany’s answer to Christopher Meloni – OMG Blog

I’d still hit it, despite the fact that fat Terry Crews sort of looks like 2001 Al Roker. I know, I have many many problems  – SOW

Tara Reid spent her Thanksgiving in a bikini, which seems fitting considering that her stomach looks like the top a roast turkey if you squint a little  – HuffPo

And so it begins – the nerds have already GIF’ed the hell out of that new Star Wars trailer – Pajiba

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