Night Crumbs

November 20, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

In pucker-inducing news, John Cameron Mitchell is pulling out his wig in a box and Sharpie to play Hedwig in NYC again. I don’t think I’ve ever noticed this before, but JCM as Hedwig kind of looks like Juliette Lewis as a chola Dolly Parton – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan poses with makeup artist friend Charlotte Tilbury at the launch of something in London. Whenever they’re together, I’m sure LiLo hears people say to her, “Lindsay, I didn’t know you had a granddaughter!” – Lainey Gossip

I’m looking at Rose McGowan’s landing strip and thinking to myself, “So that’s where Robert Pattinson got the inspiration for his new haircut.” – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Good news for grown dudes who really want to look like Justin Bieber or moronic man children who still shit their Underoos (same thing, I know)! Sock mogul Rob Kartrashian is making onesies now – Celebitchy

I do love a good AVENGING! – Reality Tea

BREAKING: Kanye West might’ve done something right for a change – Jezebel

Bella Thorne is in a bikini and if you read the name Bella as “Bell-Uh,” you’re wrong. It’s “Bee-ya,” thankyouverymuch – The Superficial

RiRi is giving you sexy Southern Mary Kay saleswoman – Hollywood Tuna

Somewhere up in the cloud world, a giant is saying to himself, “Hmmm, now what did I do with my white napkin?” – Popoholic

Just so you know, Amanda Seyfried is a member of The Famous White Girl Friends Of Taylor Swift Club, apparently – IDLYITW

Still not as gross as all the times Kendra put Hugh Hefner’s dick in her mouth – WWTDD

More like, “Ty Herndon Comes Out As A 52-Year-old.” He’s 52?! I need to get a moisturizer regime STAT – Popsugar

The Real Housewives of Cheshire is a show that is happening – OMG Blog

Okay, but home births still aren’t as “unsanitary” as this trick’s family – ICYDK

If you want, you can watch the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer while I’m in the background screaming, “MAKE THAT CUPS SONG STOP!” – Pajiba

We all get old even PUPPIES!!! – The Berry

Winnie Cooper got married, and not to Kevin – Just Jared

So this happened on American Horror Story: Freak Show last night – HuffPo

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