Night Crumbs

November 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Jimmy Kimmel is announcing who People’s SEXIEST MAN ALIVE is tonight. Lainey thinks it’s going to be former fatty Chris Pratt. If it is Chris Pratt, then let me just say that I knew Lainey was right. If it’s not Chris Pratt, then let me just say that I knew Lainey was wrong and I’m not at all surprised that it’s Rip Taylor – Lainey Gossip

Kim Richards’ dog Kingsley has been sent to live with his trainer, and no word yet when Kim, Brandi, Kyle and those other messes are going to go live with a behavioral trainer too – Celebitchy

It’s kind of weird seeing the Swedish Shauna Sand without a fat, midget sugar daddy trailing behind her – Egotastic!

The gun that shot off Jose Canseco’s finger is as elegant and tasteful as you’d expect it to be – The Superficial

Open bi-sexual Amber Heard did GQ Russia, so expect Putin to ban the issue as soon as he faps to it – Hollywood Tuna

Tori Spelling is going to keep doing reality shit shows, because it’s therapy for her and by therapy she means gives her attention and puts cash in her piggy bank – Reality Tea

Pirelli’s calendar of high fashion model nipples is out – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I sense that an Orange is the New Black spin-off called Fabulous is the new Orange will be ordered by Netflix in 3…2… – Towleroad

Chelsea Handler is still doing this – WWTDD

A hot piece buffet that needs less clothes – The Berry

Granny get your joint! – The Buzz

BREAKING: St. Angie Jolie wore orange! No, the earth would’ve deflated if that happened. She wore grey – Popoholic

There’s still a bunch of braindead shit heads on this planet who actually paid money to see Kim Kartrashian’s old porn – Jezebel

Prince Hot Ginge takes the Middle East – Popsugar

All those wet fap noises are probably distracting too – Pajiba

Bill Hader named his daughter Hayley Hader. His other daughters’ names are Harper and Hannah. Oh God, he’s got some Duggar in him – ICYDK

Eh, Andrew Garfield’s humping ass is no Charlie Hunnam’s humping ass, but I’ll take it – OMG Blog

Raven-Symone dyed her hair peach – HuffPo

Pic: GQ

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