Night Crumbs

November 12, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

And now Kim Kartrashian will show you her oily kooch for the millionth time and her “puppy dog begging for a Snausage” face tells me she’s really excited about it – (NSFW) Paper

90s Superman popped Brooke Shields’ cherry – Celebitchy

Sandra Bullock scalped Jennifer Aniston and is wearing her hair – Lainey Gossip

Julianne Hough still exists, is on the cover of Shape Magazine – WWTDD

The Osbournes are coming back and I just say YES to that because I’ve missed seeing their 10,000 dogs barf and shit all over their fancy rugs – Reality Tea

RiRi visited the White House and it was probably really awkward when she ran into Jill Biden wearing the exact same outfit as her – Drunken Stepfather

The Silver Fox defends his love for his favorite candle scent. I really need him to interview Angela from Wisconsin and have a kiki over their love of candles – Towleroad

As Elizabeth Smarts cackles into the night… – Jezebel

Daniel Tosh is mad at ESPN for ripping him off, but he should really direct his anger at whoever told him to wear that cardigan – The Superficial

Karlie Kloss‘ dress looks like a men’s mariachi costume that had a sex change – Hollywood Tuna

Olivia Wilde and Justin Theroux went shopping and I’m guessing they bought more scarves – Popoholic

Mrs. Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory is in heaven now – SOW

Elle Fanning as a ginger trasngendered teen kind of looks like Chucky if Chucky was a twink – IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz is smooth – Celebslam

Somebody get this Texas T-Rex-impersonating birds its own Lincoln commercial – The Berry

Bitch Probably Got Fired: The “Nestle Crunch Intern Who Tweeted That Trash Tweet” Edition – Pajiba

Joaquin Phoenix’s childhood was The Master – ICYDK

Jennifer Lawrence is giving me “high-priced call girl wearing her john’s blazer” glamour – Popsugar

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