Night Crumbs
“I do declare, the middle part is not your friend, honeybey” is what Jay-Z said to himself as he looked at Beyonce while sitting courtside at the Nets game last night – Lainey GossipĀ
Living the culinary dream: this Olive Garden VIP pass holder is – Jezebel
Amanda Bynes tweets that she’s bipolar and manic depressive – Celebitchy
RiRi is lubed up and ready to go in Esquire – Drunken Stepfather
The new train wreck season of Celebrity Apprentice starts in January and I really hope there’s a scene where wild hyenas Kate Gosselin, Brandi Glanville and Kenya Moore turn on Donald Trump and tear him to shreds – Reality Tea
Well, at least Iggy Azalea didn’t split her ass implants while performing at some rich kid’s Bart Mitzvah because that would’ve ruined everything – The Superficial
Dakota Fanning needs to slap the trick who told her that an old timey bathing suit mixed with safety netting makes a hot outfit – Hollywood Tuna
Can Lea Delaria get an AMEN?! – Towleroad
File this under: Kids my abuelita would’ve liked to spend the weekend with – Pajiba
This post about celebrities who look like other celebrities has convinced me that James Brolin is Christian Bale’s long lost father – The Berry
Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis tried to make a break for it – WWTDD
Work that beauty school smock, Elisha Cuthbert! – Popoholic
Lupita Nyong’o doesn’t know how to celebrity – ICYDK
I don’t know why, but I really want to see Rose from Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead work the coat that Blake NotSoLively’s wearing – Popsugar
Kim Kartrashian’s bleached brows now match her bleached asshole – HuffPo
Oh Die Antwoord, I really needed your weirdness today – OMG Blog
Finally, Harvard is teaching something that is highly relevant to my interests (and other parts) – SOW