Night Crumbs

October 30, 2014 / Posted by:

It’s An AHHHHHH Thing: Evil cyborg Martha Stewart’s got her eye on you, GoopyLainey Gossip

Lisa Kudrow is not about to take pictures of her smelly cat (sorry) – Celebitchy

Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romjin prove that Haunted House Hunters is a show that needs to exist in real life – Funny or Die

In other news, the National Guard has been called into McIntyre, GA after the gallons of shit falling out of June the Hutt’s mouth threaten to flood the region – Reality Tea

Another day, another set of pictures of Taylor Swift wearing a grandma’s drill team costume – Drunken Stepfather

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jimmy Fallon give each other facials – Towleroad

You’re the one that I DON’T want – The Superficial

Courteney Cox has the exact complexion of the candle burning next to me – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s Chloe Sevigny’s nipple, in case your eyes haven’t landed on that before – (NSWFish) WWTDD

Do you have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? I’m asking, because you and everyone else on Earth should’ve gotten one before Kaley Cuoco did – Popoholic

Bianca del Rio and Adore Delano FINALLY star in a Starbucks commercial – Popsugar

Lily Montgomery from All My Children is going to be in True Detective. I really hope this means that Erica Kane is going to be the third detective – Pajiba

The Robsten crazies will have to move their headquarters to London becauseĀ Robert Pattinson is moving back there to be closer to FKA TwigsICYDK

Harpo, who dis woman, cause it can’t be Lindsay LohanThe Berry

Natalie Wood’s ghost is haunting her old boat. Makes sense – Defamer

Kate Moss > the rest – Just Jared

And I still would – Celebslam

Just like that, Monica Gellar has become my favorite FriendThe Frisky

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