Night Crumbs

October 28, 2014 / Posted by:

WWMS (What Would Mona Say?): Sam Micelli Instagrammed a chichifeeding selfie – Just Jared

Keira Knightley kissed a girl and she liked it, but the dumbass teachers at her high school didn’t – Lainey Gossip

Backdoor Farrah shows off her rubber chocha while dressed like a day-shift hooker version of FrozenWWTDD

Either Lucy Hale has taken too much E or I haven’t taken enough, because I have no idea what she’s trying to say with that costume – Drunken Stepfather

SANTO DIOS, does this mean that Tori Spelling is going to try to “maintain her lifestyle” by leaking a sex tape? No, that’ll never happen, because as far as I know bestiality porn is still illegal – Celebitchy

Courtney Love looks good and that might be the second time in my life I’ve typed “Courtney Love looks good.” If I type it a third time, I fully expect a swarm of locusts to fly out of my screen – Reality Tea

Fun fact: Amy Child’s dress was just plain unsparkly fabric until Louie Spence farted on it – Hollywood Tuna

And yet, the portrait of her naked body that Lindsay Lohan commissioned looks more real and life-like than the Photoshopped-to-hell-and-back picture it’s based on – The Superficial

After watching OK Go’s new video, I really want to lick a strip of dot candy – Towleroad

Dear Irina Shayk, do try to keep up with Crispy Ronaldo in the eyebrow situation department because he is showing you up – Popoholic

Yeah, yeah, Megan Draper’s come down with a case of the BABIES!!! but why aren’t we all talking about her hot dreadlocked piece? – Popsugar

Neil Patrick Harris is doing a variety show, because the world hasn’t seen enough of his face – Pajiba

Creepy is an animatronic Barry Mannilow singing a duet with “Whitney Houston”Jezebel

Amanda Bynes is staying in the hospital for another 30 days – ICYDK

“YES! DAVID SILVER’S NAGLAS” squealed a 16-year-old me – OMG Blog

I see Kate Gosselin dressed in “normal average person” drag for her yard sale – HuffPo

Tim Riggins confirms that Tim Riggins is going to be in True Detective The Berry

Taylor Swift’s dress looks like it used to be a drill team costume – Moe Jackson

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