Night Crumbs
Channing Tatum left his hotel in Savannah looking like a 30-something frat boy who reeks of cologne from Walgreens, always brags about winning Beats by Dre headphones at Dave & Buster’s and will sock you in the throat, bro, if you ask him if the rumor about him letting old dudes blow him for money in college is true. And yes, yes, I would, even if he wore that Budweiser t-shirt during it – Lainey Gossip
Slutoween hasn’t officially begun until Wonky McValtrex starts wearing all the costumes she bought from Frederick’s – Drunken Stepfather
BREAKING: Beyonce changed wigs – Celebitchy
If two annoying fame whores from The Bachelor can’t make it, is there really any hope for any of us? Really? – Reality Two
And yet another thought-provoking quote from Lindsay Lohan’s Book of Cokehead Philosophies – The Superficial
Ariana Grande Latte looks like Batman’s most annoying foe: Kittengirl – Hollywood Tuna
Dolly Parton, Our Patron Saint of Wigs and Wisdom, has something to say to the gay-hating Christians out there – Towleroad
Nice try, Ceiling Eyes, but nobody does drunken sidewalk ranting better than your mom – WWTDD
The hipster Little Mermaid wedding needs a lot more Ursula – The Berry
And here’s Maria Menounos as a Marilyn Monroe G. I. Jane – Popoholic
Save Isis (the Downton Abbey dog, not the terrorist organization) – Jezebel
Evan Rachel Wood’s transformation into her current piece is almost done – OMG Blog
Lake Bell gave birth to a girl and I’ll be really disappointed if she didn’t name her Puddle – ICYDK
Amy Poehler says she might’ve went on a date with John Stamos but she’s not sure. If he didn’t eat greek yogurt off of her chichis, then it definitely wasn’t a date – Pajiba
The analyzing of the maybe Timberfetus growing in Jessica Biel’s body continues – Popsugar
Just Jack is going to be just married soon – Just Jared
Who knew that when Kevin Smith shaves off his beard and some chunk he looks like a younger Jeremy London – SOW
Kelly Clarkson did Shake It Off – HuffPo
Rest in peace, Julie Kotter – Boy Culture
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