Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sara X, model and classic music titty dancer.
When Mozart wrote Eine kleine Nachtmusik in 1787, he looked at the musical notes he had written on paper, put his troll doll pencil topper in his mouth (they had those back then, right?) and thought to himself that his piece would be much more enchanting and artistic if it was performed while a pair of tattooed bosoms danced around. Well, the core of Chad Kroeger’s soul (yes, he’s the reincarnation of Mozart) is smiling today, because Sara X brought that dream to life. Sara X put the class in classical music in a YouTube video of her delivering a titty ballet to part of Eine kleine. The best part may be her emotionless face. Not only is she a talented chichi dancer, but she does a spot-on impersonation of Kristen Stewart’s acting.
Sara X says that no invisible strings or tickery was used to make her tits wiggle. When some hos screamed, “FAKE!”, she let it be known on Facebook (via HuffPo) that if they’re screaming that about her tits, then they’re right, but they’re not right if they’re screaming that about her talent.
The number of people saying this video is fake is flattering, am I really that good?! There are these very elaborate theories about wires running under my boobs and people behind curtains pulling the strings of my top… Let me assure you, while my boobs are very fake, the video is very real. I am flexing my pectoral muscles and it’s moving my implants.”
We”ll know for sure if Sara’s tit twerking is for real when she closes the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra season alongside Butt-hoven.