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Royal Shake-A-Pudd’n!
I did not know that Royal Shake-A-Pudd’n was a thing that once existed in this world until Dlisted commenter BrownEyedGirl told me about it yesterday. I thought that we had it hard in the 80s. We had to risk suffering 3rd degree burns from pouring boiled milk into a bowl of chocolate dust to make pudding. We struggled! But in the 60s and 70s, children got early-onset arthritis of the hands from shaking their way to pudd’n. Shake-A-Pudd’n came with a tumbler and all you had to do was add water (SICK!) and shake, shake, shake for 5 minutes until your hands fell off. It was supposed to bring minutes of fun and you couldn’t help but not sing the “Shake-A-Pudd’n” song while shaking away. Chirruns of the 60s and 70s should be thankful that pin-up broomstick Taylor Swift wasn’t around in the 60s or 70s, because if she was the Shake-A-Pudd’n theme song would’ve been the ear-burning awfulness that is “Shake It Off.”
BrownEyedGirl says that Shake-A-Pudd’n tasted like butt foam, but it was fun making it. I’m sure it was all fun and shakes until someone’s lid flew off and it looked like someone got a bad case of violent diarrhea in the kitchen. But I still wish Shake-A-Pudd’n existed today, because it would probably taste delicious if you add rum instead of water. Shake your way to a buzz!
Pic: The Imaginary World