Afternoon Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow is collaborating with a dry bar called Blo (too easy) and they released this picture illustration thing of her that looks like a Fashion Plate that was possessed by a real snobby demon – Lainey Gossip
Falkor Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been sued by a maid who claims she was called an “Old Salvadoran bitch” by two other employees and was blamed for the house being dirty. I am on Team Old Salvadoran Bitch and not just because she’s from my mother’s homeland, but because it’s probably not easy cleaning Falkor and Eddie’s house. Think of all the worn bikinis and luck dragon saliva LeAnn leaves everywhere – Celebitchy
Backdoor Farrah lip synchs as well as she – well, as well as she does everything else in life – Reality Tea
Miley Cyrus goes topless again and based on that picture, I’m guessing she went topless for a spread in Strung Out Crack Chipmunks Monthly – Drunken Stepfather
The Difficult Brown’s mom thinks he needs to stop hanging around with gangs and I agree with her, but only because I want to see the video of him getting jumped out – WWTDD
Jennifer Love Hewitt once sent Matt Damon, a person she never met, a bed and I’m guessing that bed was stuffed with her pubes and a boiled bunny – The Superficial
If that Grateful Dead skull had eyes, it would roll them at Kaley Cuoco – Popoholic
Dear Shane Black, please write a kissing scene for Ryan Gosling and Matt Boner. Sincerely, my b-hole – Towleroad
Emily Ratajkowski does the “Yeah, I farted *shrug*” smirk on the cover of Cosmo – Hollywood Tuna
Big the TV show is happening, because Hollywood’s favorite thing to do is put on knife shoes and dance all over your childhood – Pajiba
One of the sold out Kunty Karl Barbies better be in my stocking this Christmas – Jezebel
Chelsea Clinton recreated Duchess Kate’s baby-carrying hospital exit photo-op – ICYDK
Kiki Dunst has something to say about selfie addiction – OMG Blog
Speaking of selfie addicts, here’s some selfie addicts who need to keep being selfie addicts – The Berry
I’m going to need to smoke some shit from Jaden Smith’s stash before I even think about listening to his 7-minute-long song – HuffPo
I see there was an Illuminati Jr. meeting in Paris – Just Jared
Jessica Biel wore a two-piece during a quick photo-op – Popsugar
MISOGYNY IS OVER: Kunty Karl held a feminist protest at the end of the Chanel show – The Frisky
Pic: Blo