Afternoon Crumbs

September 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow is collaborating with a dry bar called Blo (too easy) and they released this picture illustration thing of her that looks like a Fashion Plate that was possessed by a real snobby demon – Lainey GossipĀ 

Falkor Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been sued by a maid who claims she was called an “Old Salvadoran bitch” by two other employees and was blamed for the house being dirty. I am on Team Old Salvadoran Bitch and not just because she’s from my mother’s homeland, but because it’s probably not easy cleaning Falkor and Eddie’s house. Think of all the worn bikinis and luck dragon saliva LeAnn leaves everywhere – Celebitchy

Backdoor Farrah lip synchs as well as she – well, as well as she does everything else in life – Reality Tea

Miley Cyrus goes topless again and based on that picture, I’m guessing she went topless for a spread in Strung Out Crack Chipmunks Monthly – Drunken Stepfather

The Difficult Brown’s mom thinks he needs to stop hanging around with gangs and I agree with her, but only because I want to see the video of him getting jumped out – WWTDD

Jennifer Love Hewitt once sent Matt Damon, a person she never met, a bed and I’m guessing that bed was stuffed with her pubes and a boiled bunny – The Superficial

If that Grateful Dead skull had eyes, it would roll them at Kaley CuocoPopoholic

Dear Shane Black, please write a kissing scene for Ryan Gosling and Matt Boner. Sincerely, my b-hole – Towleroad

Emily Ratajkowski does the “Yeah, I farted *shrug*” smirk on the cover of CosmoHollywood Tuna

Big the TV show is happening, because Hollywood’s favorite thing to do is put on knife shoes and dance all over your childhood – Pajiba

One of the sold out Kunty Karl Barbies better be in my stocking this Christmas – Jezebel

Chelsea Clinton recreated Duchess Kate’s baby-carrying hospital exit photo-op – ICYDK

Kiki Dunst has something to say about selfie addiction – OMG Blog

Speaking of selfie addicts, here’s some selfie addicts who need to keep being selfie addicts – The Berry

I’m going to need to smoke some shit from Jaden Smith’s stash before I even think about listening to his 7-minute-long song – HuffPo

I see there was an Illuminati Jr. meeting in Paris – Just Jared

Jessica Biel wore a two-piece during a quick photo-op – Popsugar

MISOGYNY IS OVER: Kunty Karl held a feminist protest at the end of the Chanel show – The Frisky

Pic: Blo

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