Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Bobby Ball Bag, the perfect fame whore tool for reality show messes who want to avoid tan lines while getting as much attention as possible!
Bobby Norris, from the BAFTA-winning British “reality” show TOWIE, got international attention (not really) when he completely changed up the man thong game (not at all) by wearing an elegantly designed asymmetrical thong while shooting scenes in Marbella last June. Bobby Norris is back and is once again fighting the good fight against tan lines while making his crotch area look as unattractive as possible. Bobby modeled his Bobby Ball Bag (which sounds like the name of a ball gag made of bobby socks) on a nude beach in Ibiza. I’ve put the pics behind the cut, because they might be a little NSFW and I figured you need to be warned before getting slapped in the eyes with trimmed dude pubes and a suffocating ball bag that makes Bobby’s crotch look like a decapitated duct tape teddy bear head.
So elegant. Bobby Norris IS the Alexander McQueen of man thongs. Who wouldn’t want their man junk to look like a mangled, foil-wrapped potato that baked in the oven too long? The Bobby Ball Bag isn’t only a revolutionary dick sack that will take the thong industry by storm, it’s also a scientific wonder. Metro UK says that the Bobby Ball Bag has “been specially customised to reflect the light and increase your tan.” Let me fix that for you, Metro: “It has been specially customized to reflect dignity and increase your desperation for attention.” Much better.
But seriously, I can’t wait to see what Bobby Norris brings us next. Maybe he’ll create a brand new concept called “going fucking nude already to avoid ALL goddamn tan lines.”
That thing is a mess and looks like a gerbil keeping warm in a space blanket sleeping bag, but I still want to see Jon Hamm try to shove his Hammaconda in it. It’d probably look like a Jiffy Pop that’s a second away from exploding.
Pics: Rex