Night Crumbs
Douche extraordinaire John Mayer wore this gardening grandma mess at a show in Chicago. To quote Amber from Clueless, “She could be a farmer in those clothes.” – Lainey Gossip
Miss America once hazed sorority pledges by making them craft all night. Taylor Swift just announced that she’s going to stop trying to be a pop star and pledge to that sorority, because that sounds like the type of hazing she can get into – Celebitchy
Cara Delawhatever is wet, naked, sandy and covered in jewels. She’s like that all the time since she’s always on vacation, but this time she did it for work – Drunken Stepfather
A radio host in Phoenix didn’t appreciate Falkor Rimes yodeling into his ear during a David Gray show – Reality Tea
Ariana Grande Latte: The Menopause Years – The Superficial
Tom Brady Facebook’d his resume for some reason – WWTDD
Ariana Grande’s face says “latte with extra milk” and her stomach says “caramel mocha” – Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Those naked pictures of a dude that obviously isn’t Liam Payne aren’t of Liam Payne – Towleroad
They tell me this is supposed to be Zoe Kravitz, but I keep looking around for little Olivia trailing behind her ass, because that is obviously Denise Huxtable and nobody can tell me otherwise – ICYDK
But did the fake three-tittied Florida flower get her three-tittied breastplate at Boobs4Queens.com? – Jezebel
MiserAlba being miserable while wearing the glasses I bought at the swap meet in the 5th grade – Popoholic
Behold, a list of my new favorite bands. I so want to be president of the Anal Cunt fan club – OMG Blog
Joseph Gordon-Levitt should have a talk with that All About That Bass trick – Pajiba
Hot pieces in cum goggles! – The Berry
And here’s some more pictures that will fuel the tears of the #ROBSTENISUNBROKEN fangirls – Popsugar
Sarah Hyland got a restraining order against the crazy ex-boyfriend who allegedly choked her and threatened to kill her – HuffPo
Baby: Mila Kunis still has one in her body – Just Jared
Jessica Simpson’s piece split his pants on his wedding day – SOW