Night Crumbs

The first shots from Brangelina’s very own Eyes Wide Shut called By The Sea are out and judging by these pictures, the movie’s investors must be really happy since they’re saving a lot of money in the budget by not having to buy food or soap  – Lainey Gossip 

Kandi Burruss might have a baby growing in her and if she does, I can’t wait to see the episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta where Mama Joyce tries to fight the baby after calling it a gold digger – Reality Tea

This Means War ruined romantic comedies for Tom Hardy – Celebitchy

Nicki Minaj’s old high school is missing out, because she could’ve let the science department examine the mysteries of her Fix-A-Flat ass – WWTDD

Dear Ariana Grande Latte, Brit Brit did it better – Drunken Stepfather

Snoop Dogg really needs to change his weed strain, because the one he’s currently smoking isn’t doing good things to his brain – Towleroad

It looks like Nicki Minaj’s ass has an ass – The Superficial

So what kind of foolery did Urban Outfitters pull today to get free publicity? – Gawker

And that overcooked crow Wendy Williams ate probably has more life in it than Kim and Kanye’s fake marriage – Jezebel

Selena Gomez got bangs – Popoholic

While scrolling, scrolling, scrolling and scrolling some more through this mega list of Madge’s best magazine covers, I kept saying to myself, “That Interview cover of her looking like a masturbating Clockwork Orange clown better be in the top..” – Boy Culture

The double dose of fetus growing in Zoe Saldana’s body has grown some more – ICYDK

Photoshop did wonders for Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland Magazine spread – Hollywood Tuna

I’d hit ’em all – The Berry

Holly Montag (Remember her? I won’t judge you too much if you shake your head yes) got married – Popsugar

You’d probably get the heaves if I asked you if you’d dieu Gerard Depardieu, but would it change your mind if I told you that he probably cums wine? – Pajiba

A Zoolander sequel is happening maybe – OMG Blog

I know what you’re going to do in two summers and it won’t include seeing the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot – Just Jared

Pic: EW