Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Satan with a boner statue that graced Vancouver for a few hours yesterday!
Yesterday on the corner of Clark Drive and Grandview Highway in East Vancouver, people walking by were overheard saying, “I didn’t know Pimp Mama Kris opened a branch of her church in Vancouver.” Because on a pedestal in a small square near a SkyTrain station stood a statue of a devil with his dick out and usually when you see a statue of the devil with his dick out, you see the Kardashians worshiping it while on their knees. Vancity Buzz says that the statue of Satan rocking out with his cock out went up sometime between Monday night and early Tuesday morning. A statue of Christopher Columbus used to stand there (“Wait, you mean to tell me that ISN’T a Christopher Columbus statue?” – you) but was moved to Hastings Park years ago.
Olga Obvious of The City of Vancouver tells Global News that the city did not commission that shit. Because city officials are prudes who don’t appreciate the artistic quality of Lucifer’s curved peen and overgrown pube bush, they had the statue of the Kardashian’s kreator removed at around 3pm yesterday. A group of Christians are expected to (no, they aren’t) cleanse that space of dark-sidedness by erecting a statue of Jesus with a boner.
Two pictures of Satan’s dick are after the cut and they might not be safe for work unless you work in the administrative offices of the Illuminati.
Hmmmm…Maybe that statue is an homage to Jared Leto’s “Hurts Like Satan” dick? Here’s a close-up of it:
Take that shit to the clinic! I don’t expect the devil to have the prettiest dick, but that mess couldn’t be uglier if it was wearing CROCs. That head looks like a jellyfish that lost a fight and if you deeepthroated it, you’d suffocate on that pube bush. The devil is confusing. He keeps his nail situation pristine, but yet he hasn’t had that gnarly wart on his dick checked out? He’s Satan! He can burn it off by breathing on it. And I thought about it for a minute, but no, I would not. That wart tell me it’s touched a Hilton and that’s a deal breaker.
Pics: Buzzfeed, Vancity Buzz (For Tara)