Night Crumbs

September 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Kate Bosworth usually looks a lukewarm mess, but I am all about this, because looking like a fancy, stuck-up used tampon is the look – Popoholic

Just when I think that my eyeballs have seen it all, I see Posh Beckham in a muumuu – Lainey Gossip

16-year-old Paris Jackson doesn’t have a flat stomach and hasn’t been doing any underage drinking which means she’s totally pregnant. I hope she names her baby La Toya Duvet after her auntie and brother – WWTDD

Megan Fox cut the weave out of her hair – Celebitchy

I kept looking for Evan Ross in these Ashlee Simpson honeymoon pictures and then I realized that he probably took the pictures since the paps didn’t bother to show up when they called – The Superficial

Terry Dubrow is done with The Real Plasticwives of Orange County and hopefully he takes the stick upĀ Heather Dubrow’s ass with him – Reality Tea

It’s been a while since I’ve cut my retinas on Jennifer Aniston’s ice pick nipples – Drunken Stepfather

I really want to smoke Lily Allen’s bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Vintage Joan Rivers and Robin WilliamsTowleroad

Jill Duggar sent out 1,000 wedding invitations because her greedy ass mama taught her that you can never have too many babies or wedding presents – Jezebel

This grandma’s reaction to Nicki Minaj’sAnaconda” video is nothing like my aubelita’s reaction, because my abuelita would’ve screamed “sucio” a dozen times before dousing me in holy water and setting my computer on fire – The Berry

One of my wet dreams started like this… – ICYDK

Ariana Grande Latte showed the right side of her face during an interview and nobody was murdered (I think) – OMG Blog

QUICK! Somebody greenlight Dazzler starring Jessica ChastainPajiba

Bill Murray shares his dream cast for Ghostbusters 3HuffPo

Ashley Jizzdale got married on a Monday, because IN THIS ECONOMY hos can’t afford to get married on a weekend anymore – Popsugar

Broadway will dim the lights for Joan Rivers after all – Boy Culture

Our Lady of Cheetos can’t keep a secret – Just Jared

Adobe better start making more Photoshop, because Madge used it all on this picture – SOW

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