Night Crumbs

September 9, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Bosworth usually looks a lukewarm mess, but I am all about this, because looking like a fancy, stuck-up used tampon is the look – Popoholic

Just when I think that my eyeballs have seen it all, I see Posh Beckham in a muumuu – Lainey Gossip

16-year-old Paris Jackson doesn’t have a flat stomach and hasn’t been doing any underage drinking which means she’s totally pregnant. I hope she names her baby La Toya Duvet after her auntie and brother – WWTDD

Megan Fox cut the weave out of her hair – Celebitchy

I kept looking for Evan Ross in these Ashlee Simpson honeymoon pictures and then I realized that he probably took the pictures since the paps didn’t bother to show up when they called – The Superficial

Terry Dubrow is done with The Real Plasticwives of Orange County and hopefully he takes the stick up Heather Dubrow’s ass with him – Reality Tea

It’s been a while since I’ve cut my retinas on Jennifer Aniston’s ice pick nipples – Drunken Stepfather

I really want to smoke Lily Allen’s bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Vintage Joan Rivers and Robin Williams – Towleroad

Jill Duggar sent out 1,000 wedding invitations because her greedy ass mama taught her that you can never have too many babies or wedding presents – Jezebel

This grandma’s reaction to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video is nothing like my aubelita’s reaction, because my abuelita would’ve screamed “sucio” a dozen times before dousing me in holy water and setting my computer on fire – The Berry

One of my wet dreams started like this… – ICYDK

Ariana Grande Latte showed the right side of her face during an interview and nobody was murdered (I think) – OMG Blog

QUICK! Somebody greenlight Dazzler starring Jessica Chastain – Pajiba

Bill Murray shares his dream cast for Ghostbusters 3 – HuffPo

Ashley Jizzdale got married on a Monday, because IN THIS ECONOMY hos can’t afford to get married on a weekend anymore – Popsugar

Broadway will dim the lights for Joan Rivers after all – Boy Culture

Our Lady of Cheetos can’t keep a secret – Just Jared

Adobe better start making more Photoshop, because Madge used it all on this picture – SOW

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