Night Crumbs
Kristen Wiig might be getting on underrated panty creamer Scott Speedman. The teenager in you who used to fap yourself raw to him in Felicity is going to curse the fuck out of Kristen Wiig’s name before fapping yourself raw to this new picture of him working a jean jacket – Lainey Gossip
Zosia Mamet bleached her hair white and now she looks like one of Andy Warhol’s tonsil stones – Celebitchy
Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe’s gorilla cave of opulent gaudiness can be yours for $4 million! – Reality Tea
Here’s Miley Cyrus’ uncensored hillbilly nipples in V Magazine, but really who hasn’t seen Miley Cyrus’ uncensored hillbilly nipples? Even that stuffed alligator in the back is going, “Meh” – WWTDD
Right this very second, Blake NotSoLively is writing that bride a hate letter in bee wax on fine organic linen paper – The Superficial
Our Lady of Cheetos rides her regal chariot through her kingdom – Drunken Stepfather
Two 90-something gayelles who have been together for 72 years got married in Iowa and I hope they know what they’re doing, because they totally rushed into that marriage – Towleroad
Angela Bassett is giving the three-tittied Total Recall hooker a run for her titties in the new American Horror Story: Freak Show teaser – Jezebel
Kate Beckinsale looks like she’s wearing the losing look from a Project Runway challenge where the designers had to create a look out of old drapes that was inspired by Meryl Streep’s She-Devil character – Popoholic
Kate Upton’s dress looks like something a toddler would wear if they were a mother of the bride – Hollywood Tuna
Disappointment IS realizing that Tara Reid is not wearing the original Slut Dress – ICYDK
This was kind of sweet and I don’t like the way that makes me feel so I’m going to go watch a video of some asshole grown-up stealing a ball from a child – The Berry
Why the hell couldn’t Olive Garden have offered their $100 VIP never-ending pasta card in 2007, because think of all the Kirstie Alley jokes we could’ve told – Gawker
Channing Tatum thinks he’s the Lonely Island now – Popsugar
Watching the final Dirty Dancing scene without music will put you in the corner where you’ll silently weep over how uncomfortable you feel – HuffPo
A small peek of Stephen Amell’s bare ass, because why not? – OMG Blog
Dexter is the new Hedwig – Boy Culture
So that British guy is officially replacing that Scottish guy as host of The Late Late Show – Just Jared
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