Night Crumbs

September 2, 2014 / Posted by:

Lane Bass proposed to his fiancé again, because I guess one tacky Zales ring isn’t enough – Towleroad

Chris Martin, Goopy Paltrow and their kids spent the Labor Day weekend together and they look absolutely happy-as-all-shit while doing so. They probably look so miserable because Goopy made them all go on a purified dolphin urine and organic mustard seed cleanse to “start the fall off right” – Lainey Gossip

Bentobox Cucumberpatch is giving you Ogilvie home perm – Celebitchy

Thank God the thieves didn’t steal the priceless jewel tinsel that Adrienne Maloof weaves into her weave – Reality Tea

Lindsay Lohan has to pay the truck driver she plowed into a few years ago and the joke’s going to be on the truck driver when his big settlement payment comes in the mail and it’s nothing but Camel Cash and ginge pubes – WWTDD

Vanessa Hudgens in Flaunt MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Justin Bieber dressed like a hillbilly grandma who just came into some money – The Superficial

The Bargain Booze version of Katie Price brings elegance to the football field – Hollywood Tuna

Looking like the laziest Tegan and Sara roadie: Kristen Stewart still is – Popoholic

If you play Buddyman on your phone in front of THE QUEEN, you’ll never play Buddyman on your phone again, because it’ll be hard to do so when you’ve got no head – Jezebel

CNN thinks 4Chan is an Asian computer engineer major, basically – Gawker

Well okay, here’s Cuba Gooding Jr.’s oiled up ass crack – ICYDK

This video of a dog loving water is a terrifying horror movie to every cat – The Berry

So which one was the bride: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson? – Popsugar

Joan Rivers is still on life support, so says Melissa RiversHuffPo

People Magazine is really getting their $$$$ worth – Just Jared

Michael Sam is gonna be a Cowboy, maybe – Boy Culture

The ginger kid from Shameless has an ass and this is what it looks like – OMG Blog

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