Night Crumbs

August 21, 2014 / Posted by:

A rep for the NFL says that the only 2015 Super Bowl Half-Time Show act they’ve ruled out is Janet Jackson. Oh, the NFL, where flashing a harmless lady nipple is an unforgivable sin, but abusing dogs and women isn’t – Lainey GossipĀ 

A chick on the Vh1 reality shit show Dating Naked is suing for $10 million after her un-blurred chocha appeared on thousands of TV screens. In Vh1’s defense, Scott Baio has been on their network and they never blurred his vagina face – Defamer

Theresa “Gorilla Head” Giudice did the Ice Bucket Challenge and bitch should get used to it, because she’ll be taking a whole lot of cold showers in the clink – Reality Tea

Chelsea Handler doesn’t care about Chuy anymore – WWTDD

The NFL wants singers and musicians to pay for the Half-Time spot and I’ll gladly donate $10 for Charo to get the gig! – Celebitchy

Kirk Cameron delivers another visual Christian sleeping pill to the world – The Superficial

This is supposed to be Vanessa Hudgens on Flaunt MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Alaska Thunderfuck won the Ice Bucket Challenge – Towleroad

And some sucio fuck somewhere will fap to this and that sucio fuck’s name may or may not be Richard GereJezebel

The hell are Rita Ora and Chrissy Teigen doing? – Hollywood Tuna

Pierce Brosnan could’ve been Batman – Pajiba

Hilary Duff walks to her car in front of the paps for the 1,500th time this week and as she does so, she thinks to herself, “This walking to my car in front of the paps thing is real hard” – Popoholic

Vintage Henry Cavill – Boy Culture

In case you forgot, Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp were doing it, but they’re not anymore – ICYDK

A cum gutter buffet – The Berry

Pete Wentz named his son SAINT LAZSLO and somewhere Bronx Mowgli is saying to his new half-brother, “Feel my pain, kid, feel my pain” – Just Jared

Behold, the cinematic jewel that will pull Mischa Barton’s career out of the ashes – OMG Blog

Kristen Stewart did the Ice Bucket Challenge using her dirty bathwater. Yeah, more like the Piss Bucket Challenge, because you know she pees in the tub – Popsugar

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