Night Crumbs

August 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Based on this Gone Girl cover of Entertainment Weekly, the new twist ending will be that Ben Affleck’s character was Elvis the entire time. The entire time! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Kendull Jenner threatens to sue the NYC waitress she tried to stiff and that NYC better keep a can of bear spray on her at all times, because Khlozilla is probably coming for her too – Reality Tea

I don’t think Madge’s kid is smoking weed. She’s obviously smoking dried hydrangeas. She’s a total rebel against her mom – WWTDD

Elisabeth Moss dry cleans her pajamas, because I’m guessing it kills the Thetans or something – Celebitchy

The subway wind really wanted everyone to see MiserAlba’s chonies – Drunken Stepfather

Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead might love dicks – Towleroad

Verne Troyer in a shark suit just might be able to erase the terrifying images of his sex tape that are burned into the inside of my skull – The Superficial

The world’s smallest woman will be on American Horror Story: Freak Show and OMGJESSICALANGESHANDS – Jezebel

Some rapper, who is either a world-class troll or is legitimately insane or both, wants to make Diddy his stud bitch – Gawker

2 cups, 1 girl – Hollywood Tuna

Eva Longoria is redefining period pants – Popoholic

Looking at all the pools of famous whores makes me say to myself, “There must be so much famous piss in there” – The Berry

Nothing makes you want to fap like dancing and singing Mormon missionaries – Pajiba

Miaranda Lambert doesn’t have a fetus in her – ICYDK

Daphne Guinness’ music video is glitter for the eyes, but spikes for the ears – OMG Blog

Why, hello there, David Beckham’s nipples, we haven’t seen you in a while – Popsugar

If the hot dog was attached to Jon Hamm, YES – SOW

Lea Michele’s escort tab is really adding up – Just Jared

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