Hot Slut Of The Day!
The drunk, shirtless neighbor man whose “Give A Fuck” tank is completely empty and not even a blast of cold water to the face can pull a fuck out of him. This is the come-to-life definition of “Go home, you’re drunk!”
A Redditor shared this thrilling and riveting video of his drunk, topless, fuck deficient neighbor taking a hose water punch to the face like a champ after wandering away from home. In the battle between a drunk, topless, trespassing fourth-rate Jeff Bridges impersonator and a garden hose, the drunk, topless, trespassing fourth-rate Jeff Bridges impersonator wins every time. Dude might be a mess, but he’s the real winner here, because he got a free shower and a crotch tickle and a butt blast from a garden hose. And the sweet nectar might’ve screwed with his ability to recognize property lines, but it didn’t screw with his ability to spit out verbal gems like, “Don’t you mean your mom’s yard?”
It’s Monday, the day the lord created to test our will to live, and today, we’re all this drunk, belligerent ass, wandering middle-aged man in pajama pants taking a wet, sloppy slap to the face from life’s garden hose.