Because it’s the annual Gathering of the Nerds known as Comic-Con right now, Zack Snyder got the nerd tips moist by twatting a headshot of Ben Affleck in Batman drag while shooting that Batman vs. Superman mess. Actually, this probably got the nerd tips dry, because Batman’s looking like a sad 65-year-old man who’s got to fart and sneeze and isn’t sure which one to do first. BatPepaw! Hate aside, there are 4 hot things about this picture:
1. The butt chin.
2. The butt chin.
3. That rubber black pussy under his butt chin.
4. But mostly, the butt chin!
I know the hos of Gotham City are dumb as shit, because none of them can clearly see that Bruce Wayne is Batman. But the hos of this Gotham City are extra, extra dumb if they don’t look at Batman and say, “Bruce, stop playing, your butt chin gives you away, bitch.” I mean, how many 6’4″ dudes in Gotham City have a stubbly, bubble butt chin that looks like Kim Kartrashian’s ass at 5 o’clock?
But more importantly, would you rim it? Would you rim Batman’s butt chin?