Night Crumbs

July 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Panty Creamer of the Day: Vintage Richard Gere giving you luxurious Yanni hair, an overgrown crotch bush and a hint of peen – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Because the world really wants an insufferable knock-off of GOOP by human yawn Blake NotSoLively, her lifestyle site is still happening and will make eyeballs roll on July 23rd – Lainey Gossip

“This is all going according to plan” said the producer of Speed-The-Plow Max BialystockThe Superficial

Christian Siriano tried to make it work with Melissa McCarthy and it did not work – Celebitchy

Droopy Dog Vicki from Real Housewives of Orange County is somebody’s grandma again and let us all pray for those child’s ears and nerves – Reality Tea

A judge in Colorado strikes down the ban on same-sex marriage: Rocky Mountain HIGH Weddings for everyone! – Towleroad

But why does Rita Ora look like Michael Jackson in a Marilyn wig? – Drunken Stepfather

Those eyebrows get Deva Serpa 10 elegance points, but flashing her twat at a cop gets her infinity elegance points – WWTDD

Dear Taylor Swift, I think Mad Men already finished shooting, so you can stop dressing like that, because they’re not going to cast you – Hollywood Tuna

Miranda Kerr walked to her car and somehow the world kept on spinning – Popoholic

The ESPN naked issue is here and NO to Michael Phelps’ tan line, but YES to Prince Fielder’s everything – Popsugar

Why Ja’mie King is the Socrates of our time – The Berry

Rob Reiner admitted he tried to get John Mayer to write a Princess Bride musical once. In other words, Rob Reiner smoked a whole lot of crack rocks once – Jezebel

In case you haven’t heard this six billion times, Miley Cyrus is leaving layers of yeasty tongue gunk on Mike Will-Made-It’s peen – ICYDK

HAHAHA, good one, Mad Mel, like you have a heart in your chest – HuffPo

David Letterman helps Joan Rivers milk her CNN stunt – SOW

Justin Theroux isn’t going full Kanye by screaming “RAPE!” over paparazzi attention – Just Jared

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