Night Crumbs

July 8, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Why Kenya Moore is twirl, twirl, twirling for joy today: Apollo Nida from The Real Housewives of Atlanta was sentenced to 8 years in the chokey for conspiracy, fraud and identity theft. Soon Phaedra Parks will be trolling halfway houses for a new convict boy toy, because 8 years is a long time to wait for dick – Reality Tea

Prince Charles, Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William went to some event together and in that first picture, PHG is clearly saying, “Pull my finger,” and the person he said that to better have responded with, “Okay, but only if I can pull it with my butt” – Lainey Gossip

And here’s a riveting, thrilling, OMGSOEXCITING video of St. Angie Jolie talking on a really big cordless phone about nothingness while pacing around her “drug den” 16 years ago – Celebitchy

MK-Ultra isn’t only my rave name from the early 2000s, it’s also what might’ve happened to Shia LaDouche, but probably not – The Superficial

Anne Hathaway is really original – Drunken Stepfather

Instead of asking Ian Thorpe if he likes peen over and over again, journalists should ask him more important questions like, “That hair, why?” – Towleroad

That luscious, opulent wig on top of Micaela Schaefer’s head looks about as natural as her tits – Hollywood Tuna

Hilary Duff tried it, but she is no Jennifer Beals – OMG Blog

Artistic Versace model peen alert – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Alternate title: John Cleese needs money – Jezebel

Katie Holmes’ topless picture in Glamour looks like a mammogram ad from the mid-70s – ICYDK

Um, couldn’t Vanity Fair have chosen a better picture of Baby Prince George for the cover like a picture of him wearing his fabulous lace Christening gown? – Just Jared

Did Tara Reid take a crash course in raw emotion at Juilliard before shooting Sharknado 2, because her performance is “Not since Meryl Streep in Silkwood” kinds of amazing – Pajiba

Kelly Osbourne’s got a new piece – HuffPo

Eh, replace that Bradley Cooper cardboard cutout with a Prince Hot Ginge cardboard cutout and that’s pretty much my life – The Berry

Cameron Diaz is still in a two piece – Popsugar

Not pictured: The floating oopsie that Justin Bieber made in the tub – SOW

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