Afternoon Crumbs
Awkward is Posh Beckham and Samuel L. Jackson at Wimbledon. My guess is that things got level 10 awkward when Posh said to SLJ, “My boys loved you in The Matrix.” – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Simpson screwed up her wedding vows because she’s Jessica Simpson – Celebitchy
I’m disappointed in Mama Joyce for not releasing the lions that Kandi Burruss had at her wedding – Reality Tea
Seeing Cameron Diaz touch Benji Madden’s tattooed bloated bag of a body makes me think that he must have a permanently rock hard 10 inch dick that shoots out tequila when you tickle his nuts – Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox’s candle wax face looks almost human here – Drunken Stepfather
Lance Bass looks like a pool algae mess, but he also gets to wet hump a hot piece every night, so I guess he’s winning in the end (put intended) – Towleroad
If Ana Gasteyer played Ke$ha’s mom in an SNL skit about a drunken astrologist – OMG Blog
Christina Milian wore a monokini thing on the Fourth of July – Hollywood Tuna
Kevin Smith trolled the nerds or something, but the real story here is that picture of Batman and Superman is factually incorrect. Batman is supposed to be the top! – The Superficial
Kaley Cuoco wore one of Mrs. Roper’s nightgowns to the beach – Popoholic
And three seconds later, Lady CaCa posted a picture of thousands of North Koreans fake crying while seeing their leader and wrote, “Here’s my Little Monsters greeting me backstage after the show” – Boy Culture
Sarah Palin wants to do The View and I’m all for it if Rosie O’Donnell comes back, because I wouldn’t need my morning cup of meth-infused coffee if I woke up to the sight of Rosie skinning the hell out of Sarah Palin – Jezebel
Wonky McValtrex celebrates Fourth of July and some say she’s the most patriotic ho on the stroll since red, white and blue pus leaks out of a dude’s peen slit after he bareback bones her – ICYDK
Excuse me while I slap the shit out of my retinas for thinking this was John Travolta for a second – The Backlot
Leonardo DiCatchAHo has gone head first into his “giving no fucks” phase of life and Jack Nicholson should not be amused by the comparison – HuffPo
If you need a palate cleanser after tasting the scent of rancid dick cheese that wafted off of that Leonardo DiCatchAHo picture, here’s ASkars’ bare ass – Just Jared
Laura Jeanne Poon’s son is growing – Popsugar
Pic: Splash