Night Crumbs

June 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge scares a toddler in Chile with his overexcited herp derp face. While she’s “aahhhhhhh-ing” on the inside, because she thinks he’s going to eat her, I’m “awwww-ing” on the inside  – Just Jared

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Teri Garr go for a lovely photo-op stroll and he seems really happy about it. And I know her name isn’t Teri Garr, but that’s what my fingers want to type, so I’m just going to go with it – Lainey Gossip

Maria Menounos modeled a bikini in Bora Bora for some reason – Drunken Stepfather

Self-hating closet queen Sir Alec Guinness (RIP) begged Sir Ian McKellen not to talk about dirty homosexual stuff in public. Okay, but what I want to know is, did they do it and who was on top? – Towleroad

The words “Senator George Clooney” makes George Clooney’s ears cum – Celebitchy

And now for Russell Brand’s thoughts on Fox News (SPOILER ALERT: He thinks they’re the Al-Qaeda of news) – The Superficial

Because there’s not enough trash on reality TV – Reality Tea

Kim Kartrashian looks like an overstuffed, old tamale, but what else is new, really? – Hollywood Tuna

Methinks Naya Rivera and Lea Michele are having a skinny bitch-off and so far Naya is in the lead – Popoholic

Daddy Spears might be calling the temp fiancé agency to order a new one, because Normal Guy Dave is probably out – ICYDK

The paps took pictures of Melanie Griffith at a laser tattoo removal place. We get it, Melanie! We get it! You’re totally over Antonio Banderas and you’re totally not spending your nights crying Botox tears into a bowl of cake batter while stroking his name on your arm – WWTDD

Here’s a buffet of man nipples for your Friday night – The Berry

Matt Lauer asks GM’s CEO if she can be a good CEO AND a good mom and I wish she would’ve asked him if he can be a shitty journalist AND a shitty husband and father, but we all know the answer to that, so what’s the point of asking? – Pajiba

And yet Amy’s Baking Company still haunts Scottsdale – HuffPo

Here’s half of Cody from Big Brother 16’s ass – OMG Blog

Olivia Palmero from The City might be married – Popsugar

Pic: Getty

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