Afternoon Crumbs

June 24, 2014 / Posted by:

Princess Charlene, who’s serving up Mischa Barton as Princess Diana in a Lifetime biopic realness, was at the Monaco Yacht Club with her warden/husband and I don’t know if she’s just always sad in the face or she’s just numb from getting tasered so many times while trying to escape – Lainey GossipĀ 

Meanwhile, Elle Fanning is still dressing like she’s on the cover of Seventeen’s prom edition circa 1989 and St. Angie Jolie is still dressing like she’s going from the office to a funeral circa 1986 – Celebitchy

I know that’s black sand, but it looks like Emily Ratatouille’s got coffee grounds all over her tits – Hollywood Tuna

The paparazzi got burned by a knocked up garden gnome – Drunken Stepfather

….says the cracked out fame whore who would’ve eaten a rat’s ass to get famous – WWTDD

In other words, students at the LA Trade Technical school were punished by being forced to listen to Kanye West caca at the mouth about fashion – Reality Tea

Dude does 15 Game of Thrones character impressions and that’s impressive and everything, but I’ll save my clapping for when he does 15 impressions from Pacific Palisades, a true television masterpiece – Towleroad

Han Solo ruined Star Wars 7 The Superficial

Rebekah Brooks was acquitted of all charges in the News of the World phone hacking trial and I’m calling it now. Glenne Headley is playing her in the movie – Jezebel

The last living actors of 10 class Hollywood films – Boy Culture

American Idol is trying it again – ICYDK

If Pippi Longstocking was Mexican, made terrible decisions and had the same taste in sunglasses as Ozzy OsbournePopoholic

Big Brother 16 hasn’t even started yet and I’m already staring at pictures of a houseguest’s butt rug – OMG Blog

THE QUEEN visits the Game of Thrones set and in every picture she’s saying, “Okay, but where’s the man ass and nipples?” – Just Jared

Inked up hot pieces alert – The Berry

Lana Del Rey responds to Frances Bean Cobain responding to Lana Del Rey and I’m patiently awaiting for Frances Bean Cobain to respond to Lana Del Rey responding to Frances Bean Cobain responding to Lana Del Rey – HuffPo

KumYe dressed North West up like a mini Vanessa Hudgens for Kidchella and North West does not appreciate it – Popsugar

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