Night Crumbs

June 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman was at the Shanghai Film Festival selling that dried turd Grace of Monaco and some think that maybe she’s taken a break from injecting her face with plastic and has instead been injecting her titties with plastic. By the way, Nicole Kidman is the plastic doll on the right. I think. Don’t quote me on that.- Lainey GossipĀ 

Pinto Williams and Kenya Moore Whore will go for round 2 on The Real Housewives of Atlanta next season – Reality Tea

Eve married her billionaire boyfriend Maximillion Cooper (if that isn’t a billionaire bitch’s name, I don’t know what is) and I hope she sashayed down the aisle while rapping her part from Gwen Stefani’s Rich GirlCelebitchy

Okay, who gave Miley Cyrus jizz and told her it was hair gel? Please don’t say Billy Ray… – Drunken Stepfather

Jason Momoa is Aquaman in the Superman vs. Batman movie because there’s not enough superheroes in that mess – The Superficial

Ricky Martin changed the “she” in his song “She’s All I Ever Need” to “he” while performing in Morocco and he didn’t go to jail for it – Towleroad

Kate Walsh’s bikini looks like it’s made out of a bumpy squash – Hollywood Tuna

Another day, another set of pictures of Taylor Swift walking out of a building in NYC – Popoholic

Arnold Schwarzenegger was the Governor of California once, so I guess anything is possible – ICYDK

Show your appreciation for the hot pieces who protect this country by staring at these pictures of them – The Berry

Lifetime is making an Aaliyah biopic and Zendaya will play Aaliyah. To quote Aaliyah, TRY AGAIN, Lifetime – Jezebel

NBA hos read mean tweets about themselves – Pajiba

Rest in peace, Ultra Violet Boy Culture

This is one way to get me to watch football – OMG Blog

Hayden Christensen finally makes himself useful by taking pictures of a knocked up Rachel BilsonPopsugar

Steve Martin says Father of the Gay Bride is not happening – HuffPo

Even human smegma glob Uncle Terry doesn’t want people to think he screwed Lindsay LohanJust Jared

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