Night Crumbs
JLo’s chocha has maybe might’ve already moved on to Ukrainian douche Maks Chmerkovskiy from Dancing with the Has-Beens and that’s nice and everything, but now I really need to get that picture into Photoshop, because she needs a toilet under her ass so it looks like she’s taking a really emotional, explosive shit while he holds onto her for moral support – Lainey Gossip
Naya Rivera’s in Galore Magazine looking like her hot day-shift hooker clothes were drawn on with colored pencils – Drunken Stepfather
Another day, another horrifying story about Terry Richardson’s dick terrorizing a girl’s face – The Superficial
China hates St. Angie Jolie now – Celebitchy
Backdoor Farrah’s ghost writer didn’t tell her what her book is about – Reality Tea
Either those are tiny humans in alligator outfits or that dude’s face is going to be in their stomachs soon – Towleroad
The douche trifecta has hit Mexico: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are honeymooning at Joe Francis’ house – Popsugar
Petra Nemcova and 3/4th of her bare tits on GQ Portugal – Hollywood Tuna
30 pieces working the “Ahz sprained my neck” pose – The Berry
Andrew Rannells will be the new Hedwig – Just Jared
The only way I can stomach engagement photos is if Bill Murray makes an appearance in them – Jezebel
Were Abby and Brittany Hensel not available? – Pajiba
What is Tori Spelling whining about today? – ICYDK
Bitch Looks Drunk: The Nicole ScherMINGEr edition – Popoholic
Chelsea Handler, who is only friends with celebrities, is sick of celebrities – HuffPo
Mimi’s hawking overpriced sugar water you can buy at Duane Reade – OMG Blog
What in dominatrix dugout hooker HELL is Kat Graham wearing? – Moe Jackson
That Mah Boo dummy, yes, I would – SOW