Night Crumbs

June 6, 2014 / Posted by:

At AFI’s tribute to Jane Fonda last night, Sandra Bullock only looked sliiiiiiiiightly embarrassed to be photographed with Chelsea Handler and Chelsea Handler’s Hanson Brother hair – Lainey Gossip

MaleFiftyCent looks better than the real thing – Towleroad

Tommy Girl is the epitome of pure modesty as always – Celebitchy

CoCo’s camel toe is going to wave goodbye (and it can totally do that) to basic cable for now – Reality Tea

The Porn Iguana is still making stupid videos and is still taking selfies of elegance and I’m still surprised that she’s not the princess of a European country by now – Drunken Stepfather

Today’s pick-me-up brought to you by Justin Bieber breaking the Big Girls Don’t Cry rule by crying about his racist videos – The Superficial

Why didn’t someone tell Rosario Dawson that the Skillrex cut died a long time ago and anybody who gets that cut is against us all! – Hollywood Tuna

It’s Shirtless Friday or I like to call it, the day when I picture 30 hot pieces without pants on – The Berry

Excuse me while I text Allison with, “I HATE YOU I HATE I HATE YOU,” because she gets to see WolfCop and I don’t – Pajiba

MiserAlba sucks on some chocolate in front of the cameras for easy money – Popoholic

No, there’s nothing creepy or unsettling about these child bride-ish pictures of purity-pledging daughters posing with their dads. I totally don’t want to rip my eyeball skin off – Jezebel

So, Tila Tequila’s really giving her latest stunt her all – ICYDK

The guy who stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati, I’d hit it. I’d hit it in her stolen Maserati – Defamer

Tara Reid better clear the empty vodka bottles off of her shelves, because she will get an Emmy for Sharknado 2OMG Blog

And I’m expecting #RITAWHORA to start trending when that Calvin Harris dude calls her out as a bareback cheater in 3…2.. – Just Jared

Penelope Cruz in a short hair wig looks like a 13-year-old twink starring in his school production of Peter PanPopsugar

It only took Dreamboat Doherty 456 overdoses (I’m underestimating), but he’s finally realized that the bad shit isn’t good for him – SOW

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