Night Crumbs
St. Angie Jolie tells reporters that 12-year-old Maddox has a girlfriend now and I think that’s her way of letting us all know that old age is chasing after us and before we know it, it’ll have its claws around our asses – Lainey GossipĀ
When you use motivation like walking with a delicious buttered-up Pop Tart tied to a stick that’s attached to your head like a headband, you too would be able to walk 6 miles a day like Jessica Simpson – Celebitchy
Janice Dickinson is such an ageless natural rose softly blowing in the garden of eternal beauty – Drunken Stepfather
Permanent nerd boner = James McAvoy & Michael Assbender doing impersonations of Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen – The Superficial
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all want more cash and I say fire all those bitches and hire Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand, Courtney Stodden and Detective La Toya Jackson. They’ll gladly work for Botox injections and gift certificates to any stripper store on Hollywood Blvd – Reality Tea
Playing gay killed Harry Hamlin’s movie career in the 80s – Towleroad
Yesterday, Hilary Duff walked to her SUV while carrying her iPhone AND an iced tea. What did YOU accomplish yesterday? – Hollywood Tuna
Happy “Yeah They’re Shirtless But When Oh When Are They Going To Be Pantless Too?” Friday! – The Berry
Aren’t we all Jacob Williamson of Cape Coral, FL? – Pajiba
Dude in the background wondering why the paps are taking pictures of Nicole ScherMINGEr is all of us – Popoholic
Instagram nipple activist Scout Willis talks about her nipples – Jezebel
It’s a miracle! Walter White is alive! Walter White is alive! He was brought back to life with the scent of all the money a Breaking Bad movie will make – HuffPo
Falkor Rimes is iPhone-matized – ICYDK
Dreams do come true: The Vengaboys are baaaaaaaack – OMG Blog
That Ukrainian “prankster” has been blacklisted from all Hollywood events – Popsugar
Brad Pitt says he’s a “farmer” now and what he means by that is that he’s got his own weed farm now – Just Jared
Joe ManJello really needs more muscles – Boy Culture
Pic: AP