Night Crumbs

May 26, 2014 / Posted by:

Rest in peace, Manuel Uribe, former world’s heaviest man. You are in now in heaven, eating whatever the fuck you want with the angels – NYDN

Posh, Becks and their mini child army dropped into LAX and I don’t know if the flashes are messing with Harper Seven’s eyes or if Posh spent hours upon hours teaching her how to smize for her life. Probably the latter. Definitely the latter. – Lainey Gossip 

Jack White makes Meg White sound like my kind “give no fucks” bitch – Celebitchy

Oh, it’s just AnnaLynne McCord running through the woods with her tits out like Sasquatch is chasing her – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

FYI: Vanessa Hudgens is wearing the outfit you always wore on Fridays in 10th grade in 1994  – Hollywood Tuna

Orlando Bloom went into the ocean and it’s shocking that he didn’t wear a bathing cap to protect his luscious, just-stepped-out-of-the-salon locks – Popsugar

What in slutty mother-of-the-bride circa 1978 hell is Kristen Stewart wearing? – Popoholic

Bad Lip Reading makes American Idol watchable – The Berry

Based on this GIF of Wolverine’s ass, I now know that he shaves his butt fur with those claws – OMG Blog

Nobody went to see Adam Sandler’s latest turd – HuffPo

YAAAAAAAS to an AbFab movie! NOOOOOOOO to Chris Colfer being in that shit! – Boy Culture

Adrian Grenier’s hairy nipples: here they are – Just Jared

All the TV characters who slow danced with the Grim Reaper this season – SOW

Pic: Guinness World Records

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