Night Crumbs
All hail Sophia Loren, the Empress of Cannes, who is knocking basic hos out with her A+++ lip liner, eyelash and eyebrow game – Lainey Gossip
Who knew that a mentally unstable Hitler fangirl would have such a fucked up view of race? – The Superficial
Candy Spelling’s got Tori Spelling’s number, hussy – Reality Tea
I liked Jennifer Aniston’s movie better when it starred Bette Midler – Celebitchy
The Pretty Little Liar girls in a totally original and new photo shoot for GQ Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Methinks Pat Sajak needs to loosen his toupee. It’s hugging his brain too tight again – Towleroad
Why does Jennifer Lawrence have my 1998 screensaver on her shirt? – Popoholic
Modelbombing on Hollywood Blvd. – YT
What is this “power” that Selena Gomez is trying to get back? Did her electricity go out? – IDLYITW
Kevin Hart and his ex-wife are an inspiration to divorced parents who want to keep their relationship classy and tasteful for the sake of their children – Jezebel
In case you didn’t already figure it out, the Batman vs. Superman movie is nothing but the Justice League movie’s precum – Just Jared
When Kim Kartrashian was Wonky McValtrex’s intern… – The Berry
I love that InTouch Weekly used the swole pregnant face Photoshop tool on Jennifer Aniston – ICYDK
Jessica Chastain is NOT going to be the female Rust Cohle, so my dream of seeing Detective La Toya and Detective Courtney Love in True Detective 2 can still happen – HuffPo
Presenting Dominic West’s crescent moon – OMG Blog
Twitter is complete now that Valerie Cherish has joined – Boy Culture
Panty Creamer of the Day: Carrot Versatile’s face – Celebslam