Night Crumbs

May 20, 2014 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo partied with Katie Cleary of America’s Next Top Model season 1 at a club in Cannes. Yes, she was in the first season in 2003. Leonardo’s gone retro! – Lainey Gossip

On September 12th, Amal Alamuddin’s something borrow will be Jesus’ crown of thorn,s because he’ll land on earth to tell us that now that George Clooney’s getting married, the party’s over – Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have to testify about the miscarriage she may or may not have had – The Superficial

I’m sure that’s not the first or 100th time that Kaley Cuoco’s poor dog has made a “Por favor, euthanize me now” face – Drunken Stepfather

Klowns sue clown – Reality Tea

Why is the Hammaconda covered in red paint and why is it between Eiza Gonazalez’s legs? – Hollywood Tuna

It’s that time of year again when we all break out the gallon tub of lube and watch a bunch of seamen work a greasy pole – Towleroad

Standards: Adriana Lima has some – IDLYITW

Alessandra Ambrosio’s dress looks like a week old lettuce wrap – Popoholic

Proof that humans are monsters: Crazy bitch turns her cat in for bringing her the good shit – Jezebel

Future came out of Ciara’s body yesterday – ICYDK

This is Ke$hit’s porn. She wants to rub her $natch on every single one of those beards – The Berry

Samantha Harris had a double mastectomy – HuffPo

Let’s just get our nipples hard for a second by pretending that Juliette Lewis is playing Pizzazz in the Jem movie – OMG Blog

Anthony Mackie is finally playing Jimi Hendrix – Pajiba

The new Happy Meal mascot looks creepy enough to be the next serial killer on HannibalSOW

Miranda Kerr went on to say, “Please, like Orly’s ever going to find pussy as good as this”Popsugar

Bettie Page doesn’t deserve this – Just Jared

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