Night Crumbs

Goopy Paltrow celebrates Mother’s Day by posting a picture on Instagram of precious Apple and Moses kissing her, the greatest working mother in the world, on her face. Goopy does a really good job of hiding the heaves that are coming up her throat from having Twinkie frosting smeared on both sides of her face. That’s how she got her kids to kiss her, right? – Lainey Gossip 

That skunk hair makes Evan Rachel Wood look like a Rock of Love Bus reject – Celebitchy

If that really is Sarah Hyland’s brother (probably not), then even St. Angie Jolie and James Haven are grossed out – Drunken Stepfather

NeNe “The Moose” Leakes doesn’t need The Real Housewives of Atlanta, anyway! She’s too busy turning down scripts for big Hollywood projects and negotiating a multi-million dollar deal to star as the second title role in the Rocky & Bullwinkle live-action feature film – Reality Tea

Ellen Page calls out Bryan Singer without blatantly calling out Bryan Singer – The Superficial

Um, but is ABC and Modern Family going to pay for the future divorces of the couples’ whose wedding licenses they’re going to pay for today? – Towleroad

I see Justin Bieber let Rita Whora borrow one of his favorite outfits – Hollywood Tuna

Now here’s a REAL reason to move to Canada. Justin Timberlake says he IS America – Gawker

The Michael Jackson Estate has been hit with another claim from a man who says MJ touched him wrong when he was 10 – The Daily Beast

This would’ve never happened if Pippa Middleton’s ass wrote the column – Jezebel

Why is MiserAlba wearing a big girl version of one of her little daughters’ dresses? – Popoholic

For being a gay hater, Kirk Cameron is really obsessed with gays – Pajiba

$750,000 for a makeup room is nothing compared to the $3 million ass filling station that Kim Kardashian’s having built in her mansion – ICYDK

TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS, I CANNOT SEE CALLUM BLUE’S PEEN – OMG Blog

Class time, here’s 17 animal facts that may or may not be stored in your brain – The Berry

Beyonce’s looking at that camera like that camera’s a rage-filled Basement Baby – IDLYITW

Stacy Keibler wanted to write “AND A FUCK YOU TO YOU, CLOONEY,” on her bump in a black Sharpie, but she thought that was overkill – HuffPo

Michael Sam and his hot boyfriend party in Vegas – Just Jared

Tori Amos’ FACE: From Cornflake Girl to Botox Girl – Popsugar