Night Crumbs
Put a bird on it! St. Angie Jolie didn’t wear black to the London photo call for Maleficent, but she did wear a dress that looks like the wallpaper that every Portland hipster has on the walls of their kitchen nook. Now they’re going to spend their weekend taking that wallpaper down, because St. Angie made the pattern “mainstream” – Lainey Gossip
But if Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck divorce, who will get custody of the paparazzi they call on the regular? – Celebitchy
Another actor stared deep into Dave Franco’s brown eye once – Towleroad
England’s Finest Rose brings a drop of sophistication to the gym – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather
Aaaand Hugh Hefner’s former diaper changers, the Shannon Twins, are still trying it – Hollywood Tuna
Mimi let Uncle Terry take pictures of her kids – The Superficial
Bethenny Franklestein and Jason Hoppy reunite for a photo-op, I mean for their daughter’s birthday – Reality Tea
Conan O’Brien tells Sharon Stone that her movie sucks, pretty much – Gawker
Ace of Base’s “The Sign” was the #1 song 20 years ago and it’s still the #1 song in my heart – Pajiba
And ten minutes after these pictures were taken, JLo Kardashian arrived to the Glee set with a peace offering frapp for Lea Michele (SPOILER: It’s made of laxatives) – Popoholic
All is well again, Miley Cyrus is out there getting drunk while looking like a lot lizard from the 90s mess – IDLYITW
How to get your family to disown you in one easy step – Buzzfeed
All of the American Idol judges will be back – ICYDK
FAAAAAAAAP Friday is here! – The Berry
Why does Bill Kaulitz look like he’s in Billy Idol cosplay now? – Just Jared
Jon Hamm and his wax figure both need to pull out their Hammacondas before I can decide if there’s a likeness there or not – Popsugar
Larry Wilmore will replace Stephen Colbert – SOW