Night Crumbs

April 17, 2014 / Posted by:

Conscious Uncoupling, Number Two: Goopy Paltrow and Seb Bishop, the CEO of GOOP, have broken up, because she’s moving GOOP headquarters to L.A. and he was supposed to move with his wife and kids, but changed his mind at the last minute. Eh, just a classic case of a dude realizing that sipping kumquat and mangosteen tonics with annoying Goopy at a Brentwood juicerié  every day is a slow, painful journey that leads to jumping off of a bridge  – Lainey Gossip

The Orange is the New Black season 2 trailer needs more Pennsyltucky – Towleroad

The Olsen that doesn’t live in a tree stump and doesn’t feed off of the fear of children is in Flaunt MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Duchess Kate’s dress looks like these curtains my friend bought from CB2. FYI: It’s already sold out (the dress, not the CB2 curtains) – Celebitchy

That quick jerk you felt was the world continuing to spin again after Kate Upton declared that she loves her big tits – The Superficial

Kenya Moore is out-cunting Omarosa on Celebrity ApprenticeReality Tea

This is what the nuns wear at Mel Gibson’s private Catholic church – Hollywood Tuna

Get out the cigars (in flavor: Lewinsky snatch), Bill Clinton’s gonna be a pepaw! – Buzzfeed

The supercut of The Real Housewives crying through the Botox is like watching balls of wax melt under a heat lamp…. – Jezebel

“I want to look like the last place loser of a Charlie’s Angels costume contest” said Hilary Duff before choosing this ensemble – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus canceled more shows, might not perform anytime soon and is still laid up in the hospital. In possibly related news, the number of new reported cases of herpes of the ears is at an all-time low – ICYDK

I was gonna say here’s some pictures you can print out and use as dart practice, but then again I don’t find it necessary to waste all that ink on this trash – The Berry

Eric Christian Olsen’s nalgas: here they are – OMG Blog

Seth Rogen perfectly and simply handles raging, weed-hating banshee Nancy GracePajiba

Aw, nothing warms the no-heart like Xtina’s sugar baby putting his hand on his meal ticket – HuffPo

The X-Men: Days Of Future Past has another trailer – IDLYITW

Rosie O’Donnell lost 50 pounds of chunk and gained a wonk eye – Just Jared

Rest in peace, Gabriel García Márquez – Popsugar

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