Night Crumbs
The first trailer for the Rosemary’s Baby mini-series is here. SPOILER ALERT: The real spawn of Satan turns out to be that wig on Zoe Saldana’s head – Just Jared
Channing Tatum really wants some of that X-Men franchise money – Lainey Gossip
The unpaid professional Instagram model who is only famous because she was once a tickle in Wayne Gretzky’s nutsack stars in a behind-the-scenes video for Golf Digest that is about as fascinating as golf itself – Drunken Stepfather
Charlie Sheen’s wasting $100,000 on a dumb engagement party, which is “I’ll give you one of my internal organs for that” kind of money to you and me, but is nothing to him. $100,000 goes up his nose on a weekly basis – Celebitchy
When Tracy Morgan is worried about you, you’re passed the point of severely fucked up – The Superficial
Doogie Howser’s Hedwig body weighs less than his Hedwig wigs, basically – Towleroad
Venus de Milo, is that you, girl? – Hollywood Tuna
The talking wig’s out there on the ho stroll hawking pancake-flavored vodka and other booze flavors that will compel your stomach to purge – Reality Tea
US Airways didn’t fire the employee who twatted out that planegina tweet, but no word if they promoted them to Director of EVERYTHING which is what they should do – Jezebel
Chelsea Handler tweeted this picture of her holding some CBS documents. While Chelsea Handler throws an “I’m coming for your job” look at Craig Ferguson, I’m wishing that her dog farted her on crotch – Pajiba
Emily Blunt should call up Weight Watchers to help her lose ALL THAT TONS OF BABY WEIGHT – Popoholic
Alicia Silverstone joins Jenny McCarthy and Kristin Cavawhatever’s anti-vaxx team, which is just the team you want to be on when it comes to medical science – ICYDK
It’s been a long day, so rest your eyeballs on Orlando Bloom’s hairless ass cheeks – OMG Blog
Dax Shepard comes out as a Bradaloonie – Popsugar
In case you need reminding that Walmart is a ~special~ place – The Berry
FYI: The fetus growing in Mila Kunis’ body has a vagina – IDLYITW
Simon Cowell is really sorry for being a home wrecking whore – Celebslam
Kendra Wilkinson is still knocked up – Moe Jackson