This Should’ve Been The Ending To Lost

This afternoon, somebody at US Airways, who should be promoted to VP of marketing, “accidentally” tweeted their greatest ad of all-time. If Don Draper’s brain went all out and let loose, this is the kind of masterpiece ad he’d come up with and he’d win all the Andy Awards for it. Fly the friendly cooch!

Jezebel says that when an unsatisfied customer on Twatter who goes by the name @ElleRafter complained about sitting on the tarmac for an hour, US Airways responded with a little note and a beautiful portrait of a chick getting nosedived by a 777 replica. I hope for the plane fucker’s sake that there was severe turbulence. You can see the highly NSFW picture here. The windows of the Scientology Celebrity Centre have shattered from John Travolta letting out a high-pitched, blood-curdling scream after seeing a picture of his second favorite thing (next to massage therapist peen), a plane, making a crash landing into a woman’s vagina.

The tweet stayed up for a full hour before US Airways took it down and spit up this:

We apologize for an inappropriate image recently shared as a link in one of our responses. We’ve removed the tweet and are investigating.

— US Airways (@USAirways) April 14, 2014

They shouldn’t apologize. They should take a bow, because finally an airline is telling the truth and letting you know that they’ll fuck you any chance they get.

And I’m waiting for Detective Courtney Love to tweet, “Why didn’t I think to check there?”