Please open to page 345 in your Jared Leto Is Like So Whatever textbooks and take down the following notes on being totally cool, f’real chill, and [shrugs shoulders apathetically]. According to E! Online, The Dirtbag Jesus of Brooklyn was asked by Four Two Nine magazine if he and his brother, Shannon Leto (aka the Hot Topic version of Chaz Dean) would be verse to people defining them as ‘queer’, not in a sexual way but a cultural way:
Shannon: “I wouldn’t care.”
Brooklyn Dirtbag Jesus: “I don’t think we’d care at all. We certainly identify with people who are different.”
At which point, people who are different came forward to admit that they’re still having trouble identifying with a rich, handsome 42-year-old Academy Award-winning actor who gets invited to Paris fashion shows and hangs out with Uncle Terry. And don’t tell Beyoncé that Jared is trying to own ‘queer’, because she’ll be super disappointed she didn’t discover it first.
Here’s more of His Royal Queerness proving just how relatable he is at Coachella by looking like if the Son of God was a runway model for a hipster Magnum P.I. fashion house: