Hot Slut Of The Day!
April 9, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K
In the late 80s and early 90s, Nickelodeon tried to make Moon Shoes the next Pogo Ball and for a while they were on almost every kid’s Christmas list and some kids probably traded their parents’ organs on the black market to buy a pair. They were supposed to be magic trampolines for your feets. But some kids who bought them quickly found out that they were kind of a dud. That shouldn’t have been surprising, because look at those things. They look like two $3 chancletas from the Swap Meet tied to two Caboodles with black rubber bands. They were obviously made to amuse grown-ups, because watching children fall the hell over while trying to jump on plastic bricks brings hours of entertainment!
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