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April 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Maggie Gyllenhaal went blonde and now looks like a derpy British boy in his nana’s party dress- Celebitchy

Speaking of young British boys in drag, Miley Cyrus is serving up some “Rocco Ritchie in one of Madge’s old Blonde Ambition costumes” realness – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston is still trying to fug her way to that Oscar (and fugging her way to that Oscar means she took out her weave and isn’t wearing ten pounds of makeup)  – Lainey Gossip

If Christina Hendricks went on Game of Thrones and went full frontal, the sky would be filled with flying peens that blew off of nerdboys everywhere – Jezebel

Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and KATE UPTON’S TITS at the German premiere of The Other WomanHollywood Tuna

Panty Creamer of the Day: Zac Efron flexes and yes, I’d let him throw a bottle at my Skid Row – Towleroad

…and one second later, the pap who Lindsay Lohan blew an air kiss at was instantly drunk and had to be treated for alcohol poisoning – The Superficial

RIP The Real Housewives Of Miami! And hopefully this means that La Bruja is getting the solo show she truly deserves – Reality Tea

Here’s Zac Efron shoving a wobbly dildo into Seth Rogen’s mouth and if I smoke the right strain, I can fap to that – IDLYITW

Mila Kunis’ fetus is growing – Popoholic

The bouncer who denied Jennie Garth is obviously a permanent member of Team Brenda and he chose the right team – ICYDK

Kim Kardashian’s Tupperware ass looks like two plastic outdoor rock speakers – HuffPo

Okay, but when can I see this Ryan Beard in a Sean Cody presentation? – The Berry

The Dutch shows the rest of the world how The Bachelor is really done – (NSFW because of a lot of swinging soft peen) OMG Blog

Yes, I will hump Paul Rudd for $1, but the question is will that hot Scottish dude at the 2:20 mark hump me for $1? – Pajiba

The longest gay kiss tastes like sand, saltwater, fish piss and seaweed – Boy Culture

Try again, Jimmy Kimmel and Johnny Depp! A kiss is not a kiss without tongue – SOW

Claire Danes SANS FARDS – Celebslam

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