Night Crumbs
Maggie Gyllenhaal went blonde and now looks like a derpy British boy in his nana’s party dress- Celebitchy
Speaking of young British boys in drag, Miley Cyrus is serving up some “Rocco Ritchie in one of Madge’s old Blonde Ambition costumes” realness – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston is still trying to fug her way to that Oscar (and fugging her way to that Oscar means she took out her weave and isn’t wearing ten pounds of makeup) – Lainey Gossip
If Christina Hendricks went on Game of Thrones and went full frontal, the sky would be filled with flying peens that blew off of nerdboys everywhere – Jezebel
Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and KATE UPTON’S TITS at the German premiere of The Other Woman – Hollywood Tuna
Panty Creamer of the Day: Zac Efron flexes and yes, I’d let him throw a bottle at my Skid Row – Towleroad
…and one second later, the pap who Lindsay Lohan blew an air kiss at was instantly drunk and had to be treated for alcohol poisoning – The Superficial
RIP The Real Housewives Of Miami! And hopefully this means that La Bruja is getting the solo show she truly deserves – Reality Tea
Here’s Zac Efron shoving a wobbly dildo into Seth Rogen’s mouth and if I smoke the right strain, I can fap to that – IDLYITW
Mila Kunis’ fetus is growing – Popoholic
The bouncer who denied Jennie Garth is obviously a permanent member of Team Brenda and he chose the right team – ICYDK
Kim Kardashian’s Tupperware ass looks like two plastic outdoor rock speakers – HuffPo
Okay, but when can I see this Ryan Beard in a Sean Cody presentation? – The Berry
The Dutch shows the rest of the world how The Bachelor is really done – (NSFW because of a lot of swinging soft peen) OMG Blog
Yes, I will hump Paul Rudd for $1, but the question is will that hot Scottish dude at the 2:20 mark hump me for $1? – Pajiba
The longest gay kiss tastes like sand, saltwater, fish piss and seaweed – Boy Culture
Try again, Jimmy Kimmel and Johnny Depp! A kiss is not a kiss without tongue – SOW
Claire Danes SANS FARDS – Celebslam