Night Crumbs

April 2, 2014 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge purses his lips while leaving some club in London and if this post is littered with more typos than usual, it’s because I’m typing this upside down while my nalgas are pressed up against the screen – Lainey Gossip

#strikeuptheAlanisMorissette – The Berry

How many assistants does it take to help JoJo push out a fart? РDrunken Stepfather

Leslie Mann’s dress would make a beautiful Christmas tree skirt for a strict all-girls academy circa 1964 – Celebitchy

“Hand me my nose plugs!” said every fish in the sea – Reality Tea

Just when we thought it was gone forever, the creepy dancing baby from Ally McBeal is back with a new gig – The Superficial

Seth Rogen would like to play all kinds of The Price Is Right games on Zac Efron’s 8-pack stomach – Towleroad

Why are they spending time re-shooting Megan Fox when they should be spending ALL their time on making those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds not look like inbred aliens – Popoholic

Either Wayne Gretzky’s daughter is wearing a corset made of skin or her waist really is as wide as a flea’s dick – Hollywood Tuna

Bar Refaeli looks like Chester Cheetah took a poop on her face – IDLYITW

Shailene Woodley walked barefoot on the streets of Berlin and yes, yes, Quentin Tarantino still would and HOW! – Jezebel

RIP: Miley Cyrus’ dog FloydICYDK

Bianca Del Rio hands a heckler his ass after she spits on it, pisses on it and rubs it in her own shit – Boy Culture

The bromance to end all bromances says goodbye to NYC – HuffPo

Still boning: Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black are – Just Jared

I really hope Willard Scott wore his Ronald McDonald outfit to his wedding – HuffPo

But what I really want to know is, did the Illuminati Starbucks barista spell the chick’s name right? – OMG Blog

Well, $100 does buy a lot of Sharpies – SOW

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