Night Crumbs

March 26, 2014 / Posted by:

In “Hollywood still hates you and likes to feed on your tears” news, there’s a rumor that there’s going to be an Indiana Jones reboot starring Bradley Cooper. That means Jennifer Lawrence will probably be Marion. Can’t Hollywood just crush us with a giant boulder and get it over already? It’ll be quicker and less painful – Lainey Gossip

Jesus does DJ Tanner’s body good (not like that) – The Superficial

Kit Harrington wears way too many clothes on his body (and way too much Crisco in his hair) in GQCelebitchy

Nina Agdal and John Ross from Dallas look like bored mannequins in some campaign for OP – Drunken Stepfather

Somebody please tell Khlozilla in a language she can understand (Shyriiwook) that if it wasn’t for Ray J’s boomerang dick and that sex tape, she wouldn’t be on Fashion PoliceReality Tea

Jimmy Kimmel gives us one good reason to have chirrun: they’re entertaining sometimes – Towleroad

Like a natural lavender blossom gracefully blowing in the breezes…. – Hollywood Tuna

Burger King Baby reunited with the mother who abandoned her in a Burger King almost 30 years ago, and I hope her first words to her mother were, “Bitch, couldn’t you have loved me a little by dumping me off in an In-N-Out instead?!” – Jezebel

Emma Watson looks like she just finished up her audition for the lead in My ChauffeurPopoholic

“Pfft!” said Chris Martin who did the exact same thing the day after he and Goopy Paltrow broke up – Buzzfeed

Take off your pants and go for a little moustache ride – The Berry

The Rust Cohle vs. Walter White Emmy Best Actor bitch battle will probably happen – Pajiba

Great, Oprah is the new Tony Robbins now – ICYDK

That pool water looks like it’s butt boning Tom DaleyOMG Blog

RIP MontecoreHuffPo

If you’re in the Bahamas right now and feel like there’s 1000% more insufferableness in the air, you now know why – Just Jared

It’s nice that Cameron Diaz’s old “Being John Malkovich” wig is still getting work in 2014 – IDLYITW

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