Night Crumbs
In “Hollywood still hates you and likes to feed on your tears” news, there’s a rumor that there’s going to be an Indiana Jones reboot starring Bradley Cooper. That means Jennifer Lawrence will probably be Marion. Can’t Hollywood just crush us with a giant boulder and get it over already? It’ll be quicker and less painful – Lainey Gossip
Jesus does DJ Tanner’s body good (not like that) – The Superficial
Kit Harrington wears way too many clothes on his body (and way too much Crisco in his hair) in GQ – Celebitchy
Nina Agdal and John Ross from Dallas look like bored mannequins in some campaign for OP – Drunken Stepfather
Somebody please tell Khlozilla in a language she can understand (Shyriiwook) that if it wasn’t for Ray J’s boomerang dick and that sex tape, she wouldn’t be on Fashion Police – Reality Tea
Jimmy Kimmel gives us one good reason to have chirrun: they’re entertaining sometimes – Towleroad
Like a natural lavender blossom gracefully blowing in the breezes…. – Hollywood Tuna
Burger King Baby reunited with the mother who abandoned her in a Burger King almost 30 years ago, and I hope her first words to her mother were, “Bitch, couldn’t you have loved me a little by dumping me off in an In-N-Out instead?!” – Jezebel
Emma Watson looks like she just finished up her audition for the lead in My Chauffeur – Popoholic
“Pfft!” said Chris Martin who did the exact same thing the day after he and Goopy Paltrow broke up – Buzzfeed
Take off your pants and go for a little moustache ride – The Berry
The Rust Cohle vs. Walter White Emmy Best Actor bitch battle will probably happen – Pajiba
Great, Oprah is the new Tony Robbins now – ICYDK
That pool water looks like it’s butt boning Tom Daley – OMG Blog
RIP Montecore – HuffPo
If you’re in the Bahamas right now and feel like there’s 1000% more insufferableness in the air, you now know why – Just Jared
It’s nice that Cameron Diaz’s old “Being John Malkovich” wig is still getting work in 2014 – IDLYITW