Night Crumbs

March 25, 2014 / Posted by:

If you run into John Travolta and see him squeezing his eyes really tight while concentrating extra hard, it’s nothing. He’s just trying to use his Scientology powers to shape shift into a sock, because hot pieces are wearing sock cocks in the name of cancer awareness! – Jezebel

And here’s more cock socks! – Buzzfeed

And more! – Queerty

Sorry to burst your lube bubble, but this isn’t about cock socks. Woody Allen’s homegirl ScarJo hid her fetus dome with a little baby bump curtain. Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson looked like the leader of the most faaaaaabulous cult ever – Lainey Gossip

Hazmat officials should start setting up quarantine tents in front of Miley Cyrus’ shows, because she’s infecting her fans with yeast water now – Celebitchy

It’s a good thing that Brandi Glanville’s face is made of 100% rubber, because when Kate Gosselin rips it off during Celebrity Apprentice, she can easily have it repaired at the Uline mannequin factory in Pennsylvania – Reality Tea

Maria Menounos’ ass says goodbye to ExtraThe Superficial

Aaaand the best part of this video of Filipino Little Monsters losing their minds while watching their God’s new video is the abuelita coming in at the 2:39 mark to find out what in the hell are those hos screaming about – Towleroad

Why did I stare at this picture of #pedorazzi warrior Kristen Bell getting the sand out of her taint? – Drunken Stepfather

Who in the name of Brandi Glanville meets a factory-defected Kid Sister doll is this vision?! – Hollywood Tuna

When Kim Kardashian steals that bikini on Kylie Jenner’s body and stretches it out, it’s going to look like an exploded pumpkin – IDLYITW

Jaden Smith is still showing us what happens when the principal of your home school is a fully loaded bong – The Berry

Mrs. Don Draper #2 in GQPopoholic

Waxed nalgas provided by Jay CourtneyOMG Blog

You mean to tell me Jared Leto wasn’t in drag at the Oscars? – ICYDK

Taylor of Sunnybook Farms visited sick children in the hospital – Popsugar

Pharrell Williams wants Hilary Clinton as our next president, and drags the bloods and crips into it – Just Jared

Vintage Shailene WoodleySOW

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