Night Crumbs
If you run into John Travolta and see him squeezing his eyes really tight while concentrating extra hard, it’s nothing. He’s just trying to use his Scientology powers to shape shift into a sock, because hot pieces are wearing sock cocks in the name of cancer awareness! – Jezebel
And here’s more cock socks! – Buzzfeed
And more! – Queerty
Sorry to burst your lube bubble, but this isn’t about cock socks. Woody Allen’s homegirl ScarJo hid her fetus dome with a little baby bump curtain. Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson looked like the leader of the most faaaaaabulous cult ever – Lainey Gossip
Hazmat officials should start setting up quarantine tents in front of Miley Cyrus’ shows, because she’s infecting her fans with yeast water now – Celebitchy
It’s a good thing that Brandi Glanville’s face is made of 100% rubber, because when Kate Gosselin rips it off during Celebrity Apprentice, she can easily have it repaired at the Uline mannequin factory in Pennsylvania – Reality Tea
Maria Menounos’ ass says goodbye to Extra – The Superficial
Aaaand the best part of this video of Filipino Little Monsters losing their minds while watching their God’s new video is the abuelita coming in at the 2:39 mark to find out what in the hell are those hos screaming about – Towleroad
Why did I stare at this picture of #pedorazzi warrior Kristen Bell getting the sand out of her taint? – Drunken Stepfather
Who in the name of Brandi Glanville meets a factory-defected Kid Sister doll is this vision?! – Hollywood Tuna
When Kim Kardashian steals that bikini on Kylie Jenner’s body and stretches it out, it’s going to look like an exploded pumpkin – IDLYITW
Jaden Smith is still showing us what happens when the principal of your home school is a fully loaded bong – The Berry
Mrs. Don Draper #2 in GQ – Popoholic
Waxed nalgas provided by Jay Courtney – OMG Blog
You mean to tell me Jared Leto wasn’t in drag at the Oscars? – ICYDK
Taylor of Sunnybook Farms visited sick children in the hospital – Popsugar
Pharrell Williams wants Hilary Clinton as our next president, and drags the bloods and crips into it – Just Jared
Vintage Shailene Woodley – SOW