Night Crumbs

March 21, 2014 / Posted by:

WARNING: The next $1 bill you touch may have spent time on Miley Cyrus’ chipmunk cooter. You’ve been warned – Drunken Stepfather

Jason Segel makes an ohimjizzing face for drive-thru workers and I don’t know what it says about me, but I recognized their Krispy Kreme uniforms before I even clicked on that picture. It says that I’m fat, that’s what it says – Lainey Gossip

And I’m guessing that at least 65% of these hot pieces will be Sean Cody hos one day, so that’s good for me! – The Berry

Looks like the expiration date on Bradley Cooper’s contract with Suki AguaCasa might be up! – Celebitchy

St. Angie Jolie and Stella McCartney got together to make some busted down, cheap Halloween Town children’s clothes together – Jezebel

Shitty news for humanity, but wonderful news to the future Backdoor Farrahs of the world – Reality Tea

We’re really living in a time when there’s going to be a Catgirl on TV – The Superficial

First, Fred Phelps dies. Then, a Jem and the Holograms movie is announced. And now, Michigan shredded the ban on gay marriage. It truly is National Gay Week! – Towleroad

Anna Kendrick looks like someone wrapped a bunch of matte black duct tape around her body – Hollywood Tuna

Are we sure that’s the real Crispy Ronaldo and not an Old Navy mannequin? – Popoholic

Jeff Goldblum gives good AMA – Pajiba

Samantha Micelli is knocked up and if bitch doesn’t name her kid Mona…. – ICYDK

Maybe this is supposed to be artsy and sexy or some shit, but it looks like Selena Gomez is getting attacked by a mosquito – IDLYITW

Andrew Garfield did a good – Popsugar

I see you trying to get into the JEM movie, Ireland BaldwinJust Jared

Adele Dazeem is loving all this publicity John Travola gave her by flubbing up her name in the worst way ever, so of course she isn’t mad – HuffPo

I really don’t understand what’s going on here, but I would…. – OMG Blog

Roseanne Barr is going to be a judge on Last Comic Standing, but honestly, if they wanted a trick from Roseanne, they should’ve went with Crystal – SOW

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