Night Crumbs

March 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Kate Winslet explains to Ellen DeGeneres why she gave her kid a name that sounds like the name of Smokey Bear’s evil pyromaniac twin brother – Celebitchy

George Clooney announced that he is officially dating British lawyer Amal Alamuddin with a staged photo-op for People in Tanzania. Not pictured: the cheetah throwing a side-eye at Clooney’s STUNT QUEEN theatrics – Lainey Gossip

It’s always a good sign for a TV show when the actors have a look in their eyes that say, “Ugh, I should’ve taken that job on that ABC Family show instead.” – The Superficial

And for her next cheap publicity stunt to keep the whore machine going, Pimp Mama Kris is trying to become the next Kim KardashianReality Tea

The Photoshop Awards: Pamela Anderson’s naked body in Purple Magazine – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The trailer for the 3D Peanuts movie is here and I don’t know whether I want to hug it or spit on it and call it a fake whore – Towleroad

Nicole ScherMINGEr or a lost Kartrashian? – Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Lowndes still exists – IDLYITW

Twitter has not stopped dragging queef-brained Jenny McCarthy through an endless puddle of truth and measles – Jezebel

No to that faux Skillrex hair – Popoholic

Sofia Coppola is directing a live-action The Little Mermaid and I can’t wait to see Bill Murray as Ariel! – ICYDK

This list of the 10 Most Famous Canadians is incomplete without the girl who played Anne of Green Gables and William ShatnerThe Berry

WEREWOLF ASS ALERT (Not a Joe ManJello post) – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

The Silver Fox thought Seth Meyers loved peen – Pajiba

Trailer #679,983 for MaleficentHuffPo

What in the Hell kind of GD outfit is Rosario Dawson wearing? – Moe Jackson

Sad Mick Jagger releases a sad statement about the sad death of his girlfriend L’Wren Scott. There’s a lot of sad here – Popsugar

Heidi Klum picks up one of Demi Moore’s old ones – Just Jared

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